Dad caught me chewing on my clothes.. he asked me..
are you on a pant based diet?
A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
What do you call a short mother with no clothes on?
During lockdown people have been choosing to wear no clothes at all.
The naturist groups report their members have doubled in size.
(Too subtle for a dad joke?)
Why should you never change clothes in front of a Pokemon?
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
If you don’t know what clothes to wear, just ask tommy,
Thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes...
Turns out it was my refrigerator.
I have a good friend who wears clothes made of nothing but carpet.
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
There's a gang going through the shops in our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.
The Police believe they’re still at large.
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
My local clothing store has an area set aside to try on clothes that is perfectly placed in the store...
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
Where does Santa hang his clothes?
What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said ‘if you need anything, I’m Jill.’
I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
I went shopping for my son’s back to school clothes. We went over the list when I got back home.
Shirts? Yup.
Pants? Yup.
Sweatpants? Yup.
Nikes? CHECK!
Edit: Grammar
Hey look, the clothes are on sale
I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
What do you call a snake that isn't wearing clothes?
Why didn’t the grizzly want to wear clothes?
He wanted to be bear naked🐻🐻🐻
Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.
They were the first to go online.
A wife says to her husband: "Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving."
The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."
(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)
My tailor really likes fixing my clothes
It’s been a long running tradition for my family to, once a year, jog to the nearest clothes store and back
I guess it just runs in the jeans
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I just saw my wife tripping and dropping a bunch of clothes she just ironed.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
If you wear cowboy clothes ...
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.
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