What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor β„’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

You get an Investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-agator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Vest ever pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smurph_92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners

While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said β€œ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off

One said β€œIt’s going to be okay no need to worry”

The other one said β€œ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donkeydayyy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...

You can run, but you can't hide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citronellaspray
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I guess I am in-vested in my dog since she is in a vest v.redd.it/4r68kwgyvjt41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genomademe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Life is a Vest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luciferismybitxh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

β€œExcuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

β€œUm, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, β€œDo we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgold0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.

It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGameGuy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.

Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot. Ouch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fat_Hydra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?

The jacket had armies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorBohanon17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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In'vest'i'gator'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest

Investigator. Idk if it was posted I'm new here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerbean4ever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests

I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put on one just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biono03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dianaaozzanyan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I tried it for a little while but gave up on it.

I guess I'm just not that invested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LPinderr
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a crocodile in a vest?

An investigator. (Heard at a Cub Scout event today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsquantch20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgk007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiiam_larry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

Investigator!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest ?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transducin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/santanacrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck_special
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaveCardistry
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorbarrigas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imthenoah00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

InVestiGator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDC_dude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I'm not into it though.

I guess I'm just not that invested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestikaly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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