What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-agator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smurph_92
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To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...

You can run, but you can't hide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citronellaspray
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

β€œExcuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

β€œUm, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, β€œDo we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgold0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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I guess I am in-vested in my dog since she is in a vest v.redd.it/4r68kwgyvjt41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Vest ever pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiiam_larry
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Life is a Vest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luciferismybitxh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.

It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGameGuy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?

The jacket had armies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorBohanon17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.

Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot. Ouch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fat_Hydra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest

Investigator. Idk if it was posted I'm new here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerbean4ever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I tried it for a little while but gave up on it.

I guess I'm just not that invested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dianaaozzanyan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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In'vest'i'gator'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests

I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put on one just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biono03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsquantch20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you call a crocodile in a vest?

An investigator. (Heard at a Cub Scout event today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests.

So I put one on so I could said β€œvest day ever” like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could say I wasn’t as invested as they were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IReload95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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While watching Fast 5, my wife asked why Dwayne Johnson doesn’t wear a bulletproof vest.

I explained, β€œBullets bounce off The Rock.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoTaToeChips
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests...

... So I put one on just so I could say β€œvest day ever” like a million times. Then I took it off so I could mention I wasn’t as invested as they were.

Stolen from r/whitepeopletwitter btw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BantaSaurus139
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call a crocodile wearing a vest?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? arewehavingpunyet.tumblr.…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cushee0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2013
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why did the alligator wear a vest ??

cause he was an in -vest-a-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoflungpoomunkey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Told my fiance about vests being on sale...

Her: "I don't know, can I pull off a vest?"

Me: "Once you unzip it, it shouldnt be too much trouble."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarlis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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I saw a bear wearing a vest...

I'm pretty sure it was a pawtagonia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisemanSportsfan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What do u call an alligator in a vest...

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xjohnny_homicide
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Why do we need vests?

Cause we have the right to bare arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wip_splinter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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Get my prego wife every night with this gem when when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest

'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things while you're out there.... especially car headlights!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidfire_puns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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An alligator in a vest is referred to as a...

Investigator!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyler1193
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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I ran into a dog wearing a vest that said "SERVICE ANIMAL" so I did my bit and gave him an oil change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarymoose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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I got a vest for christmas...

I was pretty excited about it and then my father chimed in

"Looks like you're having the vest christmas ever!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandaeatbambo0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?!

An In-Vest-A-Gator! (heard this at work from a Dad, though he's not MY dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudcelt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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What do call an alligator in a vest?

An An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgk007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genomademe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

Investigator!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transducin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/santanacrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorbarrigas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck_special
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDC_dude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imthenoah00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I'm not into it though.

I guess I'm just not that invested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaveCardistry
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

InVestiGator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestikaly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastyChris13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An InVestigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/divinetaco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKeendyMan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakatsundere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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What do you call an alligator In a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_from_HR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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What do you call an alligator in a vest???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dearjournal29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What do you call an alligator with a vest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreatedByGabe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MzJz25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamtheDenmarkian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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What do you can an alligator wearing a vest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ishallsaythisonce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An in-vest-igator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterWorldMLK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Investigator.

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