Bulletproof vest Puns

A list of puns related to "Bulletproof vest"

I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor ™

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.

Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot. Ouch

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👤︎ u/The_Fat_Hydra
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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While watching Fast 5, my wife asked why Dwayne Johnson doesn’t wear a bulletproof vest.

I explained, “Bullets bounce off The Rock.”

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👤︎ u/PoTaToeChips
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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