10 Hilarious Bulletproofing Puns

What do you call a bulletproof church?

Unholy

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👤︎ u/and1015girls

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor ™

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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What name do you give to a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shae

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Jun 16 2020

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?

Rick O’Shay

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👤︎ u/mycatnolikeme

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.

Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot. Ouch

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👤︎ u/The_Fat_Hydra

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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While watching Fast 5, my wife asked why Dwayne Johnson doesn’t wear a bulletproof vest.

I explained, “Bullets bounce off The Rock.”

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👤︎ u/PoTaToeChips

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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Too good of an occasion to pass

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👤︎ u/dinus-pl

📅︎ Apr 15 2020

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I invented the first ever bulletproof book

I call it plot armor

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👤︎ u/les_oueff

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

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👤︎ u/scubly

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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