To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

you can hide but you can't run

Edit: spelling

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fek_user
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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Why should you wear a jacket when going into a mine?

Because it might be coal inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

(Haha I make myself laugh every time)

πŸ‘︎ 38
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?

Because it was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurFaceMcBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HBRmemes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?

He can hide but he can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHispanicPickle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slice29
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?

She was just warming up.

My dad made this joke, and i loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGalaxyMemist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What do say to a person in a wheelchair who just stole a camouflage jacket?

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I got my son a new jacket for this winter.

He didn’t like it, so I asked him why.

He said, β€œI don’t feel very cool in this jacket.”

I replied, β€œExactly! So what’s the problem?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukarate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?

The jacket had armies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorBohanon17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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User now must wear a Gold Snoo on their Jacket imgur.com/j2106Z8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidRitz
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?

Because it is coal inside

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlmflores
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Multiple_Melons
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I set my jacket on fire

Now it’s a blazer

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...

It ended up a tie

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I bought a new sports jacket for hiking

It's a trail blazer.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopgod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.

It ended up a tie

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.

He is such a LED-back person.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Someone has stolen all my trainers and high visibility jackets from my shed.

They can run, but they cannot hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaKidd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?

Because it's made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemuel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Saw a jacket I really liked at the store, but forgot my wallet at home.

Its a bomber.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why was the habanero wearing a jacket?

It was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyB
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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To the person who stole my trainers and hi vis jacket...

You can run, but you can't hide.

πŸ‘︎ 26
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iam-theworst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rendezv0uz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.

I’m easily suede.

πŸ‘︎ 44
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket...

I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run.

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattoNUFC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My Dad: β€œDid you hear about the lousy painter who always wore a jacket?”

β€œHe thought one coat was enough”

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDarkSides
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket

Seriously, who else would werewolf?

πŸ‘︎ 30
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?

It was a PITA PARKA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fh132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?

Hide.

πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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A homeless, paraplegic man stole my camouflage jacket.

Well, he can hide, but he can’t run!

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Why did the momma pepper put a jacket on her baby?

Because he was a lil chili

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can't run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leaf_Leavezz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What do you call a guy who blows all his money on jackets at the advice of a psychic?

A seer-sucker.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmanofdoom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My friend just spilled coffee on his brand new jacket

So I said to him, β€œhey, at least it has a silver lining”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I walked up to the cashier with my new waistcoat, jacket and trousers.

He said, "That will be Β£725."

"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining Β£724.97?"

The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."

"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I tried wearing a strait jacket once

Couldn't really pull it off..

πŸ‘︎ 23
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you call a vegan-friendly jacket?

A Peta Parka

Heard this one from my dad at the dinner table this evening.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Foot Jacket :

>!Also known as a sock.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hour4masterpiece
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?

Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.

Cross posted to r/jokes

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDontClickAds
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What can be said about a person with an obsession for sleeveless jackets?

They have a vested interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
🚨︎ report
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?

A blazer

πŸ‘︎ 26
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepesilvia189
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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I just got a new reversible jacket.

I’ll let you know how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chxbbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I ordered a reversible jacket online with my debit card from a company of ill repute (1 star on Amazon)

Hopefully it will turn out OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
🚨︎ report
Tight leather jackets are hard to pull off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enhancin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?

I can't wait to see how they turn out.

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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"Nice jacket! What is it? Felt?"

touches jacket
"It is now."

πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackholes__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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I tried to buy a camouflage jacket yesterday...

But I couldn't find one anywhere!

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I wore a denim jacket over a denim shirt today...

some would say that is jeanius

πŸ‘︎ 37
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πŸ‘€︎ u/livrrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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Friends dad asked if my jacket is felt

I said "actually its polyester"

Then he put his hand on my shoulder and said "it is now!"

God damn it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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I dad-joked a Yellow Jacket on his deathbed

I was sitting in the back yard with a friend, when we notice this yellow jacket on the ground. He's crawling around and something is obviously wrong, as he can't fly and was making slow, pained movements around a plastic spoon.

My friend says "Should we help him?"

I replied, "Maybe we can take him to the wasp-ital..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gopperman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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What do you call a box of Altoids in the pocket of a sleeveless jacket?

Investments

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearGuru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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I saw someone wearing a viagra jacket

It was a hard look to pull off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lost_platypus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Why did FEMA put life-jackets on dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico?

For safety porpoises.

πŸ‘︎ 23
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozylanthe
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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I tried to hire a crocodile private eye wearing a sleeveless jacket.

But I couldn't find one so I got an in-vest-a-gator instead.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What do you call a jacket that bursts into flames?

A blazer

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Did you hear about those new reversible jackets?

I'm excited to see how they turn out.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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What is Mario's jacket made of?

Denim denim denim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamgarratt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I love my life jacket

It never lets me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBunnyflipflop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run!

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you cant run

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiliumRose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can’t run.

πŸ‘︎ 69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillycheesedawg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layostoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run

πŸ‘︎ 351
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackatron07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 143
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Xx_Layan_xX_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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To the man in a wheelchair who stole my jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vebom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
🚨︎ report
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.

It ended up a tie

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 58
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyStromboli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can’t run but you can hide

πŸ‘︎ 22
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atumanov55
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
🚨︎ report
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,

can't wait to see how it turns out.

πŸ‘︎ 46
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditUserGary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
🚨︎ report
To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair

You can hide but you can’t run

πŸ‘︎ 64
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlueJelly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 26
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

(Haha I make myself laugh every time)

πŸ‘︎ 36
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DriedSooch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 26
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πŸ‘€︎ u/casualredditor0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tangledtitty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
🚨︎ report
To the man in the camouflage jacket who stole my wheelchair

You can hide but you can't run!

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golden_Furnace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
🚨︎ report
A man in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket

He can hide but he can't run

πŸ‘︎ 36
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValiNms
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

πŸ‘︎ 57
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuttshaw_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
🚨︎ report
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can’t run

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnwptbwo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket....

You can hide but you can't run!! 😈

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonaldToperesu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
🚨︎ report
To the man that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can't run, but you can hide!

πŸ‘︎ 25
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
🚨︎ report
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DunkinDogNutz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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