To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..

..you can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob-Snacc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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To the man who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinach_Stock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_reddit03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..

But I don’t want to sugar coat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What's the hottest jacket for fall?

A blazer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

you can hide but you can't run

Edit: spelling

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

(Haha I make myself laugh every time)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Why should you wear a jacket when going into a mine?

Because it might be coal inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you cant run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiliumRose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?

Because it was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurFaceMcBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?

He can hide but he can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHispanicPickle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?

She was just warming up.

My dad made this joke, and i loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGalaxyMemist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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User now must wear a Gold Snoo on their Jacket imgur.com/j2106Z8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidRitz
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Multiple_Melons
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I got my son a new jacket for this winter.

He didn’t like it, so I asked him why.

He said, β€œI don’t feel very cool in this jacket.”

I replied, β€œExactly! So what’s the problem?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukarate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?

The jacket had armies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorBohanon17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I set my jacket on fire

Now it’s a blazer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?

Because it is coal inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlmflores
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...

It ended up a tie

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?

Because it's made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemuel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.

He is such a LED-back person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I bought a new sports jacket for hiking

It's a trail blazer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopgod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.

It ended up a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why was the habanero wearing a jacket?

It was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyB
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Someone has stolen all my trainers and high visibility jackets from my shed.

They can run, but they cannot hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaKidd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Saw a jacket I really liked at the store, but forgot my wallet at home.

Its a bomber.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_oneshoe_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,

I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fek_user
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HBRmemes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slice29
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackatron07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/layostoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Xx_Layan_xX_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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To the man in a wheelchair who stole my jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vebom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.

It ended up a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,

can't wait to see how it turns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditUserGary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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