What jacket stinks the most?
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
I put on 30 jackets all on top of each other. Someone called and asked if I was coming out, I said sorry I can’t...
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can't run!
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.
I guess I’m easily suede.
I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket
In case I get a hole in one.
What's the hottest jacket for fall?
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
Why should you wear a jacket when going into a mine?
Because it might be coal inside.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?
Because it was a little chili.
Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?
She was just warming up.
My dad made this joke, and i loved it.
I got my son a new jacket for this winter.
He didn’t like it, so I asked him why.
He said, “I don’t feel very cool in this jacket.”
I replied, “Exactly! So what’s the problem?”
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.
He is such a LED-back person.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
I put on 30 jackets one on top of the other, someone calls me and asks me to go out, I said I can’t ...
To the man who stole my camo jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...
In case I get a hole in one
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket
you can hide but you can't run
Edit: spelling
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you cant run
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?
He can hide but he can't run.
A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run
To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.
I guess I’m easily suede.
Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?
Because it is coal inside
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run
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