The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...
Is not my strong suit.
What did the knife say to the tuxedo?
Lookin sharp
I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model
They said I was unsuitable.
A southern gentleman shows up for his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo
The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"
"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."
My son showed me his new Tuxedo
I was suitably impressed.
What is the difference between a man on a bicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a unicycle wearing shorts and a tee shirt?
Attire.
Never get a tuxedo made out of playing cards.
It'll never suit you.
I was shopping for a tuxedo, and I had to tell the pushy salesman to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
My buddy has to wear a tuxedo to his job at the yogurt factory.
Itโs a very cultured environment.
I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur
It was a hot purr suit.
Why do I only wear tuxedos?
Because the places I go to says 'no smoking'.
I have two tuxedo cats...
But they're grey and white so I guess that means they're business casual.
The guy at the tuxedo store keeps hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
The guy at the tuxedo store was hovering over me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
The shopkeeper at the tuxedo store kept hovering over me, so I told him to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
The tailor at the tuxedo shop was constantly trying to measure me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, โFine. Suit yourself.โ
Whatโs the difference between a man in a tuxedo on a bike and a homeless man on a unicycle?
Attire
