The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...

Is not my strong suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingnottoofast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call Simba in a tuxedo?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cypheur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What did the knife say to the tuxedo?

Lookin sharp

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model

They said I was unsuitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A southern gentleman shows up for his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo

The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"

"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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My son showed me his new Tuxedo

I was suitably impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Computant2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What is the difference between a man on a bicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a unicycle wearing shorts and a tee shirt?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubSum87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Never get a tuxedo made out of playing cards.

It'll never suit you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSFG832
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I was shopping for a tuxedo, and I had to tell the pushy salesman to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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My buddy has to wear a tuxedo to his job at the yogurt factory.

It’s a very cultured environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgri0b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur

It was a hot purr suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why do I only wear tuxedos?

Because the places I go to says 'no smoking'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmaninho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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I have two tuxedo cats...

But they're grey and white so I guess that means they're business casual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surlysir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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The guy at the tuxedo store keeps hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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The guy at the tuxedo store was hovering over me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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The shopkeeper at the tuxedo store kept hovering over me, so I told him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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The tailor at the tuxedo shop was constantly trying to measure me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a man in a tuxedo on a bike and a homeless man on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexbeltran43
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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