Mom: "It's clearly not."
Dad: Sits down "It is now!"
She said "no, they're new."
“Are these knickers satin?" "No” she said, “They’re brand new...”
Because they are made of satin
I asked her "is any of this satin? " "No," She replied, "it's all brand new."
Not today, satin.
Someone said "oh they have satin sheets!" I said "that's weird, who sat in them?" And got that look we all love.