What would satin's name be if he was a furry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydramanium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Just need Satin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Dad: *Rubs couch* "Is this satin?"

Mom: "It's clearly not."

Dad: Sits down "It is now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lWoooooOl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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I went into Ann Summers and asked the girl if the underwear was satin.

She said "no, they're new."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Most chairs are Satin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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I was buying the wife some underwear, I asked the shop assistant;

β€œAre these knickers satin?" "No” she said, β€œThey’re brand new...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?

Because they are made of satin

Ba-dum-tssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegoldchicken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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In the lingerie store

I asked her "is any of this satin? " "No," She replied, "it's all brand new."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I strongly considered joining the muslin faith until I realized the entire thing was a fabrication.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/88bitmusic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What do we say to the God of Fashion?

Hail Satin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Someone tried to steal my silk sheets and replace them with a cheaper fabric.

Not today, satin.

Not today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I was at a furniture store

Someone said "oh they have satin sheets!" I said "that's weird, who sat in them?" And got that look we all love.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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I was at the store buying desk chairs.

Some of them were really expensive.

I said "If i'm going to pay $200 for a chair, it better be the best one I ever satin."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebob5567
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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