I keep begging my wife to wear pretty dresses, but she just ignores me.
I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
A Transistor
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call someone who dresses like a cowboy?
Ranch dressing
One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.
He's an anti-depress ant.
My sister was hired to sew 8 bridesmaid dresses by Saturday. . .
She seamstressed but she’ll get it done. However her skills are only sew sew.
I took 15 dresses to the tailor to be altered.
He sure has his work cut out for him.
My dad saw my two cousins (both dressed as Elsa) get sticks caught in their dresses
My aunt: “oops look like they’re tangled up” My dad: “they’re Frozen not Tangled”
The ballerina dresses told me that they love me
I replied, " I love you two too, tutus".
What do you call Bill Cosby when he dresses up as an anime character?
Bill Cosplay
My kids wanted to wear their princess dresses to a Disneyworld park, but didn't know which park would be best...
... I told them Epcot, so they would wear their dresses to the ball.
My pen pal in Jordan has a job at a horror house. He dresses up as a large beetle and chases people.
He’s a scarab.
At home my father desses like my mother and my mother dresses like my father, this is what it looks like.
What do you call a tree who dresses like a bat and fights crime?
Spruce Wayne
What do you call a wasp that dresses in yellow and black?
A wanna bee
A woman that knits her own dresses?!
She's knot your average lady!
My daughter doesn't wear polka dot dresses anymore...
... because every time she does, I poke all the dots saying, "Nice poke-a-dot dress, hun!"
What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle?
An Impasta
