I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.

I was immediately kicked out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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My daughter was playing dress up and asked if I knew were any hats were

I said, "Not off the top of my head. Ba dum tss"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Frankie_Dankie
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I wanted to dress up as a UDP Packet for Halloween

But Iโ€™m not sure if anyone will get it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Th7rtyFour
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why did the hot dog dress up ?

It felt a little halloweenie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tinyroundballs
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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/matimo123
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BioMetricMacy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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If you dress up as santa claus is it claus-playing?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zayyded
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I decided to dress up for Halloween this year.

I didn't know what I'd dress up as so I asked your mother

She said I should try to be a "Neck Romancer"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ScottyX2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why did the surgeon dress up a bee to remove a stinger from the patient?

Because thatโ€™s how a sting operation works.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brainsonastick
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...

to fulfill my fantasy...

that we have health insurance.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/keep_calm_wack_on
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I noticed my son's dress shoes were unlaced and dragging on the ground as we were leaving church on Sunday. My wife spoke up and said, "now honey, he's probably just stylin'"

I replied, "More like he'll be trippin' the way I see it."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jackrabbits1im
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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The was a huge dress-up party on the beach

On my way down I saw a naked man with a naked woman on his back. I asked him โ€œWhat are you dressing up asโ€ He said โ€œ Iโ€™m going as a turtleโ€ I asked โ€œso then whoโ€™s hat on your backโ€ he replied โ€œ Michelleโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kindafunnykindaSAD2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I wanted to dress up as an island last Halloween,

But my friends said "Don't be Scilly".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jedi_Llama154
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I was going to dress up as a bandaid for halloween..

But it would've been too hard to pull off.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What did the cranberry dress up as for Halloween?

A zombay-ay-ay

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/petersk8008
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My dad set up a booth at a Renaissance Fair where people can dress up as Frodo from Lord of the Rings exclusively.

It was his Frodo-Booth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheScarletSho
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...

...I said "don't be Sicily"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Just_John_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Wife says, "I've got to dress up tomorrow, and I can't find anything to wear."

I replied, "What do you want to dress up as?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/peternemr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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How do you dress up a pig?

With a hog-tie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PancakesandMaggots
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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The number 8 was incredibly hostile at the Numbers Dress Up party

He didnโ€™t want to benign.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/idrees7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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What would Zero dress up as?

As Nun.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Masterkraft0r
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Why did the Knife dress up in a suit?

Because it wanted to look sharp.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spartan17492
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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I showed up over dressed to a family member's party and my aunt spilled sweet tea all over my dress shirt. She solved my clothing problem

Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!

Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HeroHurtya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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[x-post /r/funny] my Dad decided to dress up the dog and stage a picture for Facebook

http://i.imgur.com/FfF1hYX.jpg

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vinnycogs820
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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Whenever we have to dress up.

My dad would gather us around in a circle, claiming to be a magician. Then, he would roll up his tie yelling, "Which part of the tie will drop first, the big or the small!" We would guess while he's rolling up the tie. He lets it go and yells, "IT'S a TIE!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/walkingkeynes
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