I was immediately kicked out.
I said, "Not off the top of my head. Ba dum tss"
But I’m not sure if anyone will get it
It felt a little halloweenie.
I said don't be Sicily.
I didn't know what I'd dress up as so I asked your mother
She said I should try to be a "Neck Romancer"
Because that’s how a sting operation works.
to fulfill my fantasy...
that we have health insurance.
I replied, "More like he'll be trippin' the way I see it."
On my way down I saw a naked man with a naked woman on his back. I asked him “What are you dressing up as” He said “ I’m going as a turtle” I asked “so then who’s hat on your back” he replied “ Michelle”.
But my friends said "Don't be Scilly".
But it would've been too hard to pull off.
It was his Frodo-Booth.
...I said "don't be Sicily"
I replied, "What do you want to dress up as?"
He didn’t want to benign.
Because it wanted to look sharp.
Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!
Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!
My dad would gather us around in a circle, claiming to be a magician. Then, he would roll up his tie yelling, "Which part of the tie will drop first, the big or the small!" We would guess while he's rolling up the tie. He lets it go and yells, "IT'S a TIE!"