“I’m a turtle,” he says. “Oh... who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle,” he replies.
Host: what are you?
Me: I'm a harp.
Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.
Me: are you calling me a lyre!?
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck
The host says, “What are you dressed as?” I tell him, “I’m a harp.” He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
They were all ear-regular.
But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.
This is the part that may need work...
I said don’t be Sicilly
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Guy 1: What are you dressed as?
Guy 2: I'm a harp
Guy 1: That looks too small for a harp
Guy 2: You calling me a lyre?
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman in his back.
Someone asked: "What are you supposed to be?"
The man replies "Oh, I'm a turtle."
"But how are you a turtle? You've just got a naked woman on your back."
"Oh that" The man replies, "That's Michelle."
Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".
I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"
My dad was really quiet for about 20 minutes (usually a sign that he's concocting a pun) and then spouted out this gem:
Two people meet at a costume party
"What did you dress up as?" "I'm a harp!" "Really? It looks a little small to be a harp." "Are calling me a lyre?"
...the three musketeers.
He forgot his bow n' marrow!
He was the real wet blanket of the party.
True story
A lady ran by, clearly working out. Dad says, "Hey look, she's dressed as a jogger!"
Host: What are you? Me: A harp. Host: Your costume is too small for a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre!?
Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??
A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!
