Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Time to put on the costume
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slinkadynk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Punny Halloween costume :-) reddit.com/gallery/jn3c61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TashiaSerene
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

β€œI’m a turtle,” he says. β€œOh... who’s on your back?” β€œThat’s Michelle,” he replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safazz146
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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So I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.

The host says, β€œWhat are you dressed as?” I tell him, β€œI’m a harp.” He says, β€œBut your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, β€œAre you calling me a lyre?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.

You'll get Jurasskicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party

They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchybedsheets
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Costume
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I work at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas. I'm wearing the costume for most of the day, but sometimes my colleague takes my place while I take a break

I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MokshK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...

But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.

This is the part that may need work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavejamhour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Did you hear about the mobsters that always wore costumes?

They were a bunch of wise guise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My wife tried to help me and washed my bear costume in hot water. It shrunk outa my size!

I was furrious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why didn't the ballerina wear three costumes?

Because that would be tutu many, obviously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michelreid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Costume party be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CucaBeludo384
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?

Ryan Gauzeling

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Costume Designers Literally Only Want One Thing...

...And It's Disguising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I have a lot of extravagant outfits and costumes.

The singer of "Believe" asked me to give her some.

I told her, "But I don't want to, Cher"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brianh117
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Just had this convo with a friend about her new costume
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1zchL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Saw this puntastic costume at this years Magfest. Toadally awesome.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFriman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...

... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.

(True story, btw.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My Halloween costume this year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazmeowne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy

I said don’t be Sicilly

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I got fired for wearing a bear costume to work

They violated my constitutional right to bear arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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For my Halloween costume I dressed up as Sir Acha imgur.com/vvC5Huq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronisBlack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.

Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.

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A wolf goes costume shopping...

He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a Pig in a Cow costume?

Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BashfulWitness
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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That costume might come in handy some day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urnypoo
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Tonight, I'm going trick-or-treating with the same costume I had from last year

All my neighbors are going to get a case of dΓ©jΓ  BOO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHOmagoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My triple pun Halloween costume deserves the triple crown.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinosaurLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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At a costume party

Guy 1: What are you dressed as?

Guy 2: I'm a harp

Guy 1: That looks too small for a harp

Guy 2: You calling me a lyre?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioMetricMacy
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.

Do I really need another bad habit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokes4713
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I didn’t have much money to buy a new costume so I cut off 40% of my boobs.

Boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nodripxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My costume for work. I am a hostess.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punlordjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Costume party (from r/me_irl)

Host: what are you?

Me: I'm a harp.

Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.

Me: are you calling me a lyre!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpdefender9001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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