I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.
In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.
Ver Million is the character’s name btw
Who's the best character in the Bible?
Noah, he has the best ark.
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
I was told to pick a password 8 characters long
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives
who is a Disney character and loves puns?
Sleight of foot would be a cool “feat” for a DnD character though
My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield.
Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
I just heard that a Star Wars character made first chair in the woodwinds section for John Williams’ orchestra.
Congrats Oboe-one Kenobi!
How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in ‘On the Waterfront’?
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
If a paid political message uses a pun to assail a candidate’s character...
Is it an Ad Homonym attack?
What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?
What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?
What Looney Toons character says, "What? You're despicable. What?"
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
What do you call a biblical character in Fast and Furious?
I needed a password eight characters long.
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
How many characters are there in Chinese?
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
Back in the 90s, i spent time on the set of Baywatch messing with a character named Mitch Buchannon. I got pulled off the set and arrested the same night.
Turns out it's illegal to Hasslehoff.
What do you call a drunk toy story character?
What Star Wars character lives on the beach?
Courtesy of my 11 year old brother. He came up with a pretty clever dad joke
Which holiday character can do the most crunches?
My friend decided to get a tattoo of his favourite star wars character
You should have seen the Luke on her face
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes two episodes.
Grinding an RPG builds character.
I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
I needed a password eight characters long
so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My kid has a toy set of different biblical characters, but one started talking and now it condescendingly corrects me all the time...
...what a little Noah doll.
I was invited to a fancy dress party with the theme of characters who find a magic lamp
I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin
Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?
The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
Who is Jon Snows favorite animated movie character?
My favourite MCU character is Dr. Strange
He has some very good CAPEabilities.
Nathan Fillion is coming out with a new cook books based on recipes his character from Firefly would cook...
It’s called Mal-Nutrition
I decided that I wanted to kill off some characters in my story.
This’ll definitely spice up my autobiography in the end.
Who is Star Wars cuddliest character
Jabba the Hug
(my 4 yr old)
Statistics say that R2-D2 is the most vulgar movie character ever.
They beeped out everything he said!
Daughter's video game character got turned into a vampire, she didn't like it when I said, "That sucks."
Jeez, I make a perfectly good vampire joke and that's the fangs I get.
Which children's TV character just can't say no?
I needed a password 8 characters long
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
In a recent interview, Matt Damon admitted that he hates one of his most popular movie characters.
He wishes he’d never been Bourne.
EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.
Thor’s brother is Loki one of the best characters in the MCU.
Spongebob Squarepants is the main character
But Patrick is the real Star ⭐️
What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?
Guess the video game character
Which Family Guy character is adamant about animal rights?
He really gets into character
What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?
Donald Duck's my favourite character
I’m working on a children’s book featuring a colorful vowel as the main character...
I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,
get it? because the character is more complicated?
What does a Shakespeare character do when they’re dirty?
What Disney character solved the most mysteries?
Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.
So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!
Who is the fastest Disney character?
Simba’s dad, he can Mu-fasa than everybody else
Where do Mortal Kombat characters go to learn fatalities?
Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
What happens when an annoying Star Wars character gets sand in his eye?
If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?
Last night I slept like an Anime character
Because this morning I’m Dragon Ball Z
What type of book has only characters and no story?
(The characters name is kicks.)
Interviewer: What are your thoughts about Harry Potter as a character?
JK. Rowling: He's good in my book.
I want to like the character Towelie...
...but I'm not into dry humor
So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.
Me: You can't wear those to school.
Him: Why not?
Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.
TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.
He was then known as Kevin Planey.
What cartoon character drinks way too much fizzy orange drink?
Why is toad everyone's favorite Mario character?
What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?
[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler
I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.
Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."
Thank you, reddit angels
I keep mispelling my friend brians name brain he gets super mad which is out of character
I didn't think he'd really mind
Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won
Which Star Wars character would you never lend money?
Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
I needed a password eight characters long...
... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.