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︎ Jan 10 2021
My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Nearly Headless Nick had such potential to be a great character
But he was so badly executed.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A woman on a tv show asked another character, "How do you know it's her appendix?"
I told my wife he must have read about it in the back of a book.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What TV-character is the most impatient when browsing the web?
The Refresh Prince of Bel Air.
Hope this hasn't been posted before
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Who is the cleverest Disney character?
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Whoβs Doc Brownβs favorite Star Wars character?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Who's Goofy's favorite character from classic American Literature?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!
They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". πΆ
...versus: "I have a musical bum". πΊ
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︎ Oct 15 2020
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Because they are βAgβ
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︎ Sep 08 2020
A character you canβt play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
A couple of character shifts and Alice in Wonderland becomes A Lice in Wonderland.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I made a game where Iβm the main character.
I guess congratulations are in order, because Iβve played myself.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do you call the few pimps who are characters in The Walking Dead?
The Four Whoreβs Men of the Apocalypse
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?
Because he's a real fungi!
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I told my daughter, βMom keeps asking me if Iβm an Alice in Wonderland character and itβs getting really annoying!β She asked, βAre you mad at her?β
βGeez! Donβt you start too!β I screamed.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Sleight of foot would be a cool βfeatβ for a DnD character though
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Iβm thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
who is a Disney character and loves puns?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Ver Million is the characterβs name btw
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︎ May 10 2020
Who's the best character in the Bible?
Noah, he has the best ark.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I was told to pick a password 8 characters long
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.
In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
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︎ May 08 2020
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives
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︎ May 03 2020
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield.
Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Spongebob may be the title character of the show.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Apr 29 2020
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