I told my daughter, β€œMom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, β€œAre you mad at her?”

β€œGeez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
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I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.

In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamCCC
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Ver Million is the character’s name btw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Null-and-PECK
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Who's the best character in the Bible?

Noah, he has the best ark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrodanGnaskar2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?

Dumb.ledore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaggerLee194D
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character

Krillin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I was told to pick a password 8 characters long

So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?

Video game characters have lives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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who is a Disney character and loves puns?

Peter Pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unarmeds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Sleight of foot would be a cool β€œfeat” for a DnD character though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoyEden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.

For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time

or

In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.

I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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I just heard that a Star Wars character made first chair in the woodwinds section for John Williams’ orchestra.

Congrats Oboe-one Kenobi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in β€˜On the Waterfront’?

By using pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboppops
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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If a paid political message uses a pun to assail a candidate’s character...

Is it an Ad Homonym attack?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneSidedDice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?

Autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Kunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What was the full name of Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?

Donkey Ho-tay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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What Looney Toons character says, "What? You're despicable. What?"

Deafy Duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?

Geralt of Trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyalbi22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call a biblical character in Fast and Furious?

Adam Driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I needed a password eight characters long.

So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykooll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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How many characters are there in Chinese?

7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snoresville
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.

It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Back in the 90s, i spent time on the set of Baywatch messing with a character named Mitch Buchannon. I got pulled off the set and arrested the same night.

Turns out it's illegal to Hasslehoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StupidBeaver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a drunk toy story character?

Bud lightyear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeCookieMunsta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What Star Wars character lives on the beach?

Sando Calrissian

Courtesy of my 11 year old brother. He came up with a pretty clever dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killer_Queen394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Which holiday character can do the most crunches?

The abdominal snowman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My friend decided to get a tattoo of his favourite star wars character

You should have seen the Luke on her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.

I’m dead Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes two episodes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumaOfTheLance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Grinding an RPG builds character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freak329
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enfadia_Vryskull
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I needed a password eight characters long

so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My kid has a toy set of different biblical characters, but one started talking and now it condescendingly corrects me all the time...

...what a little Noah doll.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I was invited to a fancy dress party with the theme of characters who find a magic lamp

I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPancake13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Who is Jon Snows favorite animated movie character?

Lightning MuhQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepkillerx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My favourite MCU character is Dr. Strange

He has some very good CAPEabilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moreson50
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Nathan Fillion is coming out with a new cook books based on recipes his character from Firefly would cook...

It’s called Mal-Nutrition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I decided that I wanted to kill off some characters in my story.

This’ll definitely spice up my autobiography in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UserBhoss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Who is Star Wars cuddliest character

Jabba the Hug (my 4 yr old)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketman1706
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Statistics say that R2-D2 is the most vulgar movie character ever.

They beeped out everything he said!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScheidNation21
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Daughter's video game character got turned into a vampire, she didn't like it when I said, "That sucks."

Jeez, I make a perfectly good vampire joke and that's the fangs I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Which children's TV character just can't say no?

Noddy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I needed a password 8 characters long

So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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In a recent interview, Matt Damon admitted that he hates one of his most popular movie characters.

He wishes he’d never been Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.

You cannot be Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpugh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Thor’s brother is Loki one of the best characters in the MCU.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Spongebob Squarepants is the main character

But Patrick is the real Star ⭐️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnnyj0hns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?

Bay-to-Ray Bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Guess the video game character
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarerooto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Which Family Guy character is adamant about animal rights?

PETA Griffin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGuy_Random
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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He really gets into character
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?

Kobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dealsrop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Donald Duck's my favourite character

He always quacks me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I’m working on a children’s book featuring a colorful vowel as the main character...

It’s just about red e.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arachidamiae
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,

Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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get it? because the character is more complicated?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That9gagDude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What does a Shakespeare character do when they’re dirty?

They take a macbath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMudbun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What Disney character solved the most mysteries?

Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeezuskryste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!

Laugh out loud, Jay Kay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Who is the fastest Disney character?

Simba’s dad, he can Mu-fasa than everybody else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Where do Mortal Kombat characters go to learn fatalities?

Finishing school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radian_333_hex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bliitzyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What happens when an annoying Star Wars character gets sand in his eye?

Jar Jar Blinks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?

With the exposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Last night I slept like an Anime character

Because this morning I’m Dragon Ball Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rearview_Mirror
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What type of book has only characters and no story?

A telephone book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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(The characters name is kicks.)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duck0kcud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Interviewer: What are your thoughts about Harry Potter as a character?

JK. Rowling: He's good in my book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delicious_eagle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I want to like the character Towelie...

...but I'm not into dry humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewsTravelers365
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.

Me: You can't wear those to school.

Him: Why not?

Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepperV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.

He was then known as Kevin Planey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What cartoon character drinks way too much fizzy orange drink?

G u n k P o o F a n t a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rwp80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Why is toad everyone's favorite Mario character?

Because he's a Fun-guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otlycann
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What is Israeli's favorite Hello Kitty character?

Pon Pon Purim!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgykiddoxd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Longest pun in the world: 10,784 words. 55,996 characters. longestjokeintheworld.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knestleknox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler

I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.

Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."

Thank you, reddit angels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiljo24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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I keep mispelling my friend brians name brain he gets super mad which is out of character

I didn't think he'd really mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAtheistFish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won

because it is just beta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Which Star Wars character would you never lend money?

Owe-Me-One Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grogg2000
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.

She called him Andrew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nogxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I needed a password eight characters long...

... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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