Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:
"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo
Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.
A map starting from their router.
Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.
I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!
He really raised the bar on that one
It was Apple's New Years Resolution.
...lately, he's been feeling down.
every tube so far has been in mint condition
...Two Testis.
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Well my doctor always calls me patient.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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Screwtiny
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Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."
if he'd lettuce
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
- Does the big hand move clockwise?
Tick.
But no pun in ten did.
This is not.
- Yoda
Knockmaninoff
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Not once has anyone laughed at one of these jokes when I have told them. Way to keep the spirit of dadjokes alive by putting groans before laughter!
It's tearable.
It's a natural selection.
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
But no pun in ten did
