What a train ride of emotions finding a neglected train but also a quality pun
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RahmeI
šŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Quality pun found in almost every sink across America
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/sonofthesolstice
šŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Well I was doing speedy shopping, until I stopped and had hat to break to see this. Quality puns at the mall.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/satire_scull
šŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Our local pet store provides quality puns.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BaconPancake84
šŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Never too old for a quality pun.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/armedmissionary
šŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My friend went to Vietnam a while back, she could receive texts but not send them so I saw this as a perfect opportunity to send her some quality puns
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/siliconmac
šŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Trashcanpaul putting out quality pun memes
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/alyfish126
šŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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[Request] Need dad-quality puns!

Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:

"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo

Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.

A map starting from their router.

Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.

I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Ser_Capelli
šŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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Quality shitpost
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tlsnine
šŸ“…︎ May 29
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The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved

He really raised the bar on that one

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/gssn-nospace
šŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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My phone camera got an image quality upgrade on January 1st.

It was Apple's New Years Resolution.

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šŸ“…︎ May 07
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Truely of the finest quality
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/miszlokaira
šŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Sorry about quality just had to do this joke really quick, okey bye.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bobobipolar
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My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...

...lately, he's been feeling down.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
šŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company

every tube so far has been in mint condition

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šŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Vaccine puns of mixed quality
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HiggsGoesOn
šŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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High quality steak
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šŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,

...Two Testis.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
šŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Quality Shitpost

https://i.postimg.cc/pLy8z2Gm/n3wP1v6.jpg

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DrownMeInBlack
šŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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In my job interview I was asked what some of my good qualities were...

Well my doctor always calls me patient.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ReflexNL
šŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iā€™m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/deathorcharcoal
šŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/sodomicity
šŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call strict quality control of threads?

Screwtiny

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/octalgon
šŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.

https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d

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šŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Blue Ray quality.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TheFriman
šŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Truely of the finest quality
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AgentAqua7897
šŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jjoojjoojj
šŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.

She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bearfeedmitch
šŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine

if he'd lettuce

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Derpalupagus
šŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bumblebus
šŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
  • Does the big hand move clockwise?

Tick.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kaltemrix
šŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard

But no pun in ten did.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Harambememes69
šŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Quality Shirt
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mysticTopaz4
šŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Quality
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mosessea_doesit
šŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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A quality joke...

This is not.

- Yoda

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bentnotbroken96
šŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Is it too soon for low quality meme puns?
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/IshaqN94
šŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TheLeakestWink
šŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?

4K

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Killcams
šŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I just want to talk about the absolute perfect quality of material here in r/dadjokes!

Not once has anyone laughed at one of these jokes when I have told them. Way to keep the spirit of dadjokes alive by putting groans before laughter!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/designatedjohnny
šŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Low quality
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CrefyHun
šŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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how do you know poor quality paper?

It's tearable.

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/vysken
šŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OliPark
šŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:

"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
šŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Saw it and thought it was in need of a subtitle. Sorry for the low quality
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/prh_takala
šŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.

But no pun in ten did

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HAL9000000
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