Quality Puns

A list of puns related to "Quality"

Quality pun found in almost every sink across America
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👤︎ u/sonofthesolstice
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Well I was doing speedy shopping, until I stopped and had hat to break to see this. Quality puns at the mall.
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👤︎ u/satire_scull
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Our local pet store provides quality puns.
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👤︎ u/BaconPancake84
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Never too old for a quality pun.
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👤︎ u/armedmissionary
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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My friend went to Vietnam a while back, she could receive texts but not send them so I saw this as a perfect opportunity to send her some quality puns
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👤︎ u/siliconmac
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Trashcanpaul putting out quality pun memes
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👤︎ u/alyfish126
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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[Request] Need dad-quality puns!

Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:

"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo

Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.

A map starting from their router.

Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.

I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!

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👤︎ u/Ser_Capelli
📅︎ Apr 04 2016
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Quality time /r/Jokes/comments/la77t6/…
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👤︎ u/flunkyfish
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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What's the best way to check the quality of Lady Gaga's botox?

Poke 'er face

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👤︎ u/hasdog_willtravel
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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👤︎ u/deathorcharcoal
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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What do you call strict quality control of threads?

Screwtiny

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👤︎ u/octalgon
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.

https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d

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👤︎ u/That_Lonely_Pretzel
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.

She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."

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👤︎ u/bearfeedmitch
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Blue Ray quality.
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👤︎ u/TheFriman
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine

if he'd lettuce

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👤︎ u/Derpalupagus
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

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👤︎ u/jjoojjoojj
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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👤︎ u/Bumblebus
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Truely of the finest quality
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👤︎ u/AgentAqua7897
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
  • Does the big hand move clockwise?

Tick.

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👤︎ u/Kaltemrix
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard

But no pun in ten did.

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👤︎ u/Harambememes69
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Quality Shirt
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👤︎ u/mysticTopaz4
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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A quality joke...

This is not.

- Yoda

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👤︎ u/bentnotbroken96
📅︎ May 13 2020
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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👤︎ u/TheLeakestWink
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Quality
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👤︎ u/mosessea_doesit
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?

4K

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👤︎ u/Killcams
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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I just want to talk about the absolute perfect quality of material here in r/dadjokes!

Not once has anyone laughed at one of these jokes when I have told them. Way to keep the spirit of dadjokes alive by putting groans before laughter!

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👤︎ u/designatedjohnny
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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how do you know poor quality paper?

It's tearable.

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👤︎ u/LuvInTheTimeOfSyflis
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Is it too soon for low quality meme puns?
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👤︎ u/IshaqN94
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Low quality
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👤︎ u/CrefyHun
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:

"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".

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👤︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Saw it and thought it was in need of a subtitle. Sorry for the low quality
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👤︎ u/prh_takala
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Quality advertising
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👤︎ u/Itsmehereiam
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call a high quality meat storage device?

A solid steak drive

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👤︎ u/-litl-snek-
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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A high quality dad joke reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/GT56-
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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👤︎ u/vysken
📅︎ Sep 28 2016
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The quality of puns has taken a real dive recently but wait until you sea mine
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.

He's known as "the Fender bender".

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👤︎ u/thelionmermaid
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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👤︎ u/caughtBoom
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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👤︎ u/swagy_swagerson
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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The quality of this sub has gotten worse.

I mean, the veggies on it are starting to turn different colors and the bread has gotten stale. How can anyone eat this sub?

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👤︎ u/_Abadah
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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I've invented a machine that accurately measures the quality of a dadjoke...

I call it a sighsmograph.

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👤︎ u/c_vilela
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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What do you call a building that makes average quality miniatures of depressed letters?

A "Sad S Factory".

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👤︎ u/Joey_Jingle_Bells
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Low quality OC (again)
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👤︎ u/Dragkire
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.

But no pun in ten did

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👤︎ u/HAL9000000
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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