Y’all need better puns
I come to this subreddit everyday to get my fill of home baked dad jokes and some of these jokes are slackin. Let alone that most of them are puns!
I’ve already read ten puns today hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh but no pun in ten did!
This is my peak I will never come up with a better pun
What could be a better pun? Good post u/TwoCrossbows on r/memes.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
"Amanda Laurie-Anne"? You can do better than that...
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Better treat it gingerly!
Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
2021 better be amazing...
because after that is 2020 too.
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution
And just like that, 2020 won. Better start trainimg for the rematch in 12 months...it will be 2020 two.
There’s nothing better than relaxing to Beyonce.
What's better than roses on your piano?
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
I can't think of a better way to cross the lake
They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?
Me: I'm much better at making Mac and cheese, and you know why that is?
Wife: I'm going to regret this. Why?
Me: I'm cheesier than you.
Wife: ...
What’s better than a Dad bod?
I asked you to pretreat those pants, you better not try to make the puppy do it..
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
My wife told me, "You're a better husband than I'll ever be."
I responded, "Who the hell is Oliver B.??"
Making stale bread taste better is easy
I placed a pushpin at a corner, and my life started getting so much better!
I guess that was a real turning point for me
The next year won't be any better
because twenty twenty won.
Why is booze better than carrots?
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
My girlfriend said that quilts are better than duvets..
I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
What make of vehicles is no better than a child’s plaything?
My chemistry professor once said, "I teach better when I'm drinking!"
Keeps getting better as you read
Our cow just gave birth and she's been sleeping better...
now that she's de-calf-einated.
My wife said I need to get a better truck...
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
What smells better than it tastes?
I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
My dad always use to say ‘Two heads are better than one.'
A wonderful father.
Terrible surgeon.
What’s better than a dad bod?
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