According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose

Or i'll catch you red-handed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streetdog2003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why are pediatricians easily upset?

They have little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagebeast488
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why does batman bruise easily?

Cus he's Bruise Wayne

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marshmeloncholy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.

They swing with alot of Force.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notathrowaway2937
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?

An exhaust fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodArgon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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You can easily know ant’s gender by putting them on the water

If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMakerXD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a shirt that rips easily?

Tear-able

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The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.

It was a trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why did the retired doctor get easily upset?

Because he has no patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SanjisHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.

In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yougotyolks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...

The resistance was a few tiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket

They're called portablebellos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokeRingHalo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Well this phone will break easily, Case Closed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiSebasting
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.

I mean, he has no common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAconsensualPE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you know that Mrs. Doubtfire could have just as easily have been another title

'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My friend lied about creating a cloth that can easily be ripped to remove sleeves...

It was a tearable fabrication!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call an easily breakable diamond?

A frajewel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XX_RedSpace_xX
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia

but Mi gonna ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickstr_2293
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why do corrupt politicians learn to play the harp so easily?

They're good at pulling strings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I told you they would easily break, case closed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiSebasting
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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This one time, all the rooms in a hotel were booked. But then comes this one guy, who asks for a room, in the same hotel, and gets one easily.

Because his name was Improvement. And there's always room for improvement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My wife tells me that our sex life is weird, mostly because I get easily distracted.

Guess I better get back to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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You can easily make money by collecting helium and selling it for a dollar per pound.

No weight, that doesn't make any cents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dorgray
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........

The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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People say having a missing toe makes you more easily agitated with people, but honestly I’m more chill.

Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeoNite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why was the Welsh Mafia stopped so easily?

As soon as they were put into a lineup, everyone sang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why are karate instructors easily upset

They’re sensei-tive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why do mathematicians get on their nerves easily?

They deal with numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battlealvin2009
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why are paraplegic people so easily offended?

They can't stand it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJoshie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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For years people have mocked how easily I get cold.

Well, now the gloves are off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I watched a really thrilling documentary about how easily humans become distracted.

It kept me on the edge of my toilet seat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I'm easily overwhelmed by camping trips

To be honest, I prefer a holiday that's less in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzacanzone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What do you call dentures who are easily offended?

Sensitive teeth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleece
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I'm not easily annoyed.

But X-Rays really get under my skin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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If my kid is easily amused with a mirror, does that mean he will self distract?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fightmilk22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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I easily fixed my broken clock

I did it in no time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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What kind of toilet clogs easily?

A crappy one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EFSE_Escargo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Temperature rising can be explained very easily

"climate" goes up, "abseilmate" goes down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimlie135
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Anyone should easily be able understand communism...

It's literally common cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.

It's not even clothes.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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You can easily make money by collecting helium and selling it for a dollar per pound.

No weight, that doesn't make any cents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dorgray
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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