According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.
Oops... sorry, wrong thread !
If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose
Or i'll catch you red-handed
Why are pediatricians easily upset?
They have little patients.
Why does batman bruise easily?
How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.
They swing with alot of Force.
What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?
You can easily know ant’s gender by putting them on the water
If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.
What do you call a shirt that rips easily?
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
Why did the retired doctor get easily upset?
Because he has no patients.
Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.
In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...
The resistance was a few tiles.
There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket
They're called portablebellos.
Well this phone will break easily, Case Closed.
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
Did you know that Mrs. Doubtfire could have just as easily have been another title
'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad'
My friend lied about creating a cloth that can easily be ripped to remove sleeves...
It was a tearable fabrication!
What do you call an easily breakable diamond?
I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia
Why do corrupt politicians learn to play the harp so easily?
They're good at pulling strings.
I told you they would easily break, case closed.
This one time, all the rooms in a hotel were booked. But then comes this one guy, who asks for a room, in the same hotel, and gets one easily.
Because his name was Improvement. And there's always room for improvement.
My wife tells me that our sex life is weird, mostly because I get easily distracted.
Guess I better get back to it.
You can easily make money by collecting helium and selling it for a dollar per pound.
No weight, that doesn't make any cents...
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing
Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........
The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
People say having a missing toe makes you more easily agitated with people, but honestly I’m more chill.
Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant
Why was the Welsh Mafia stopped so easily?
As soon as they were put into a lineup, everyone sang.
Why are karate instructors easily upset
Why do mathematicians get on their nerves easily?
Why are paraplegic people so easily offended?
For years people have mocked how easily I get cold.
Well, now the gloves are off.
I watched a really thrilling documentary about how easily humans become distracted.
It kept me on the edge of my toilet seat.
I'm easily overwhelmed by camping trips
To be honest, I prefer a holiday that's less in tents.
What do you call dentures who are easily offended?
I'm not easily annoyed.
But X-Rays really get under my skin.
If my kid is easily amused with a mirror, does that mean he will self distract?
I easily fixed my broken clock
What kind of toilet clogs easily?
Temperature rising can be explained very easily
"climate" goes up, "abseilmate" goes down.
Anyone should easily be able understand communism...
It's literally common cents
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.
You can easily make money by collecting helium and selling it for a dollar per pound.
No weight, that doesn't make any cents...
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