Why is it more comfortable to have no shine in your hair?
Because then you'd have a matte tress.
I read that Shakira struggles to sleep and get comfortable in bed.
Apparently its because her hips don’t lie
I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
I went to a restaurant and when I sat down the waiter asked "comfortable"?
I said "no, comeforfood"
My girlfriend and I bought a new mattress. When we got home and set it up, we were unsure about whether or not it would be comfortable enough.
She said, “Let’s sleep on it.”
I wrote a book about the most comfortable ways to sleep in a coffin.
They wouldn't publish it though, the publisher said that the intended audience was a dead market.
I hear that Neil Armstrong was very comfortable when he landed on the Moon.
And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside
Why was the writer comfortable in the army?
He was familiar with the magazines.
I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be.
But sofa so good.
Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
What do you call a cow that's comfortable to sit and relax on?
A Cowch
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “What’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
What do you call it when a marketing genius is comfortable in bed?
Koshy
Why was Humpty Dumpty comfortable in the winter?
He had a great fall.
What do you call comfortable furniture that says "moo"
Cowch
I don't feel comfortable,
I only feel comforchair.
The reason I'm a Joker is that I'm not very comfortable in a Suit.
This is the most comfortable weather for taking a drive... punpics.app.link/Pyu5Nm55…
I'm not sure if my pillow is comfortable
I'll have to sleep on it
What’s the most comfortable empire? (X-post r/jokes)
The Ottoman Empire.
I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be.
But sofa so good.
I wasn’t too sure how comfortable my new couch would be.
But sofa so good.
