Homy Puns

A list of puns related to "Homy"

What do plants and homies have in common?

I love watching them grow

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Shout out to all the homies streamable.com/hgilc5
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👤︎ u/sheeeeeez
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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How do you say hi to japanese homies?

Tok Yo

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👤︎ u/jige1337
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Homie got me good
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👤︎ u/thejeshk
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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👤︎ u/A____K
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?

Word.

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👤︎ u/UncommercializedKat
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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I have four problems in life:

Counting, remembering and counting.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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No ~~Homo~~ Homie
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👤︎ u/murukkhu
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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A homie going through a lot
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👤︎ u/Oogploont
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁

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👤︎ u/electrocuter666
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Homie-hoe-stasis reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/i_definately_exist
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Need a clever pun for the name Charmaine.

Help a homie out!

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👤︎ u/DurianIce
📅︎ May 03 2020
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My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"

"Yeah," He responded

"They're Homie made."

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👤︎ u/Burning_Toast998
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call an epileptic emperor?

Julius seizure

Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie

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👤︎ u/LimblessOctopus
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did one house say to the other house when he was leaving?

Laters homie

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👤︎ u/dildo_Swaginns
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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So with this lockdown in place

Does this make us all homies?

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👤︎ u/SliverSerfer
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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👤︎ u/dadjokesig
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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Not bragging but I made six figures last year...

....so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.

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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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Bros before hoes? That's discrimination

We need to keep a homie-hoe-stasis

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👤︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Got to love snoop
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👤︎ u/Heartstop56
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Mr. Seal Yo Girl
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👤︎ u/MomoYaseen
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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What did tree did the chemist plant in her garden?

A ChemisTREE

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👤︎ u/nbarudi
📅︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call it when you murder a friend?

Homie-cide

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👤︎ u/Smandero
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.

Now they're homie pigeons.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Dad: When you see cops walk by, make sure you’re not standing next to your best friend...

..They might arrest you for homie side.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Kids wanted to watch a new anime, so I suggested...

Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-

Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-

Me: Let's watch Supphomi!

Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."

Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!

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👤︎ u/Technohazard
📅︎ Mar 22 2016
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Whats it called when you kill a friend?

Homie-cide

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👤︎ u/Petethepiper427
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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What do you call a gang shooting?

A Homie cide

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👤︎ u/BrendanUSA
📅︎ Oct 25 2015
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I tried to sound like a gangster talking to my mom

She said "You have been making a lot of jokes recently."

Me: True that homie-g.

Her: Did you just call me "homie-g"?

Me: Homie-a through homie-f were taken.

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👤︎ u/FarmerChip
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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👤︎ u/ScruffyAF
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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👤︎ u/TheRealCalypso
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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What did one house say to the other house?

Sup homie

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👤︎ u/chaseo2017
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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