Gravy (Homemade Pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CP787878
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.

Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, β€œThis is my jam!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMilesM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My friend ties fishing line to the zipper of his bitches then throws homemade lures into the water...

He says fly fishing is great fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.

I'm making six figures a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BraveLilCoaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I told my friend that I've hurt my eye while I was making some homemade stuff

He just laughed and asked: "DIY?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinK15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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After a long day, it was nice to hear someone compliment my homemade bread.

I kneaded that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I'm watching a video from Wintergatan where he plays a homemade instrument that works using marbles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_ScratchKat_03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My male offspring gave me homemade whisky!

It's my son-shine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Did you know I can make homemade holy water?

You just boil the Hell out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADM-Dumbo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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You scratch the surface when you make a homemade chicken pot pie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Called my Mexican friend today and asked her all about her homemade aioli recipe, which I just tried to recreate exactly.

I’m working hard to ensure we synco the mayo around here today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nabuhabu
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I forgot to ship out my brother's homemade beef jerky and accidentally ate it instead.

It was a missed steak. Honest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhAiMeLioN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My brother was never successful at baking homemade bread.

All he ever did was loaf around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holy_mountain_666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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My homemade superhero costume! Batman! imgur.com/dw9HpBf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaykk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs

But it always blows up in my face.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Helped my wife with a few of the labels for some homemade hand scrub and lip balm she made as Xmas presents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/han_so_low
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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Someone commented on how good the homemade croutons we were eating tasted...

I replied, "Yes, they certainly stand up to all scroutony!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHippopotamelan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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I finally graduated from college so my cynical dad surprised me with a homemade card...(x/post from r/funny) imgur.com/a/4xLXM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERICAAAW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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I like eating homemade cheese.

They're grate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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I'm the only one not eating the homemade Guacamole

Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.

I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."

Head scratching and groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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My first reddit! And homemade dadjoke.

Been working on this one for Halloween...

Q: where do zombies go for an all-you-can-eat buffet?

A: a smorgasmorgue

Happy Halloween!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shurshacker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Everytime we have homemade pizza

Dad, how many slices do you want us to slice your pizza into?

Dad: better only cut it into six slices, I don't think I can eat eight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreamyGoodness90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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I anticipate my dad's homemade Halloween costumes every year. He just dropped this one on me imgur.com/a/POV9g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiRockpuppy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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My dad decided to spruce up a jar of my great aunt's homemade pickles

http://imgur.com/qusMgtD She makes apple sauce too so I think that's what got him to make the association. This wasn't the only victim of his use of the free stickers that come with everyone's iPhones, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChriSe7en
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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After a long day it was nice to hear someone compliment my homemade bread

I kneaded that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneDiversity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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