26 Hilarious Homemade Puns - Punstoppable 😜

Gravy (Homemade Pun)

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👤︎ u/CP787878

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.

Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Oct 03 2020

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I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.

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👤︎ u/JMilesM

📅︎ Aug 21 2020

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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars

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👤︎ u/Conscious_Dragonfly

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.

I'm making six figures a year

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👤︎ u/BraveLilCoaster

📅︎ Jun 14 2020

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I told my friend that I've hurt my eye while I was making some homemade stuff

He just laughed and asked: "DIY?"

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👤︎ u/KevinK15

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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After a long day, it was nice to hear someone compliment my homemade bread.

I kneaded that.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Dec 07 2019

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I'm watching a video from Wintergatan where he plays a homemade instrument that works using marbles.

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👤︎ u/DJ_ScratchKat_03

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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My male offspring gave me homemade whisky!

It's my son-shine

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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Did you know I can make homemade holy water?

You just boil the Hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/ADM-Dumbo

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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You scratch the surface when you make a homemade chicken pot pie.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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I am a do it yourselfer. I WAS working on a homemade sunscreen project but set it aside...

I put it on the back burner.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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My brother was never successful at baking homemade bread.

All he ever did was loaf around.

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👤︎ u/holy_mountain_666

📅︎ Oct 13 2018

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I forgot to ship out my brother's homemade beef jerky and accidentally ate it instead.

It was a missed steak. Honest.

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👤︎ u/KhAiMeLioN

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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My homemade superhero costume! Batman! imgur.com/dw9HpBf

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👤︎ u/blaykk

📅︎ Aug 01 2014

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I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs

But it always blows up in my face.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Feb 20 2018

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Helped my wife with a few of the labels for some homemade hand scrub and lip balm she made as Xmas presents.

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👤︎ u/han_so_low

📅︎ Dec 23 2013

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Someone commented on how good the homemade croutons we were eating tasted...

I replied, "Yes, they certainly stand up to all scroutony!"

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👤︎ u/LHippopotamelan

📅︎ Aug 02 2014

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I finally graduated from college so my cynical dad surprised me with a homemade card...(x/post from r/funny) imgur.com/a/4xLXM

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👤︎ u/ERICAAAW

📅︎ Sep 12 2013

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I like eating homemade cheese.

They're grate.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Nov 26 2016

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I'm the only one not eating the homemade Guacamole

Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.

I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."

Head scratching and groans.

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Feb 07 2016

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My first reddit! And homemade dadjoke.

Been working on this one for Halloween...

Q: where do zombies go for an all-you-can-eat buffet?

A: a smorgasmorgue

Happy Halloween!

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👤︎ u/Shurshacker

📅︎ Oct 31 2013

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Everytime we have homemade pizza

Dad, how many slices do you want us to slice your pizza into?

Dad: better only cut it into six slices, I don't think I can eat eight

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👤︎ u/CreamyGoodness90

📅︎ Feb 22 2014

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I anticipate my dad's homemade Halloween costumes every year. He just dropped this one on me imgur.com/a/POV9g

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👤︎ u/iiRockpuppy

📅︎ Oct 24 2013

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My dad decided to spruce up a jar of my great aunt's homemade pickles

http://imgur.com/qusMgtD She makes apple sauce too so I think that's what got him to make the association. This wasn't the only victim of his use of the free stickers that come with everyone's iPhones, though.

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👤︎ u/ChriSe7en

📅︎ Dec 05 2013

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After a long day it was nice to hear someone compliment my homemade bread

I kneaded that

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👤︎ u/TheOneDiversity

📅︎ Dec 08 2019

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