The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...

"C4 yourself".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?

C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians

It was a bombshell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.

It's Groundbreaking work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Zenchi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call an old explosive expert?

A BOOMer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayFlitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.

If one goes off it could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear about the newly discovered explosive dinosaur?

I heard its dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quackersgoesquack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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My friend invented highly explosive decorative flooring...

It's pretty vola-tile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call an explosive that’s past its expiry date?

Dyna-might not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My neighbor kept running across my lawn and then pretends to get blown up by explosives.

I’m tired of his mine games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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This boy handed me an explosive and told me that it's a real explosive. I looked at it and said, "I don't believe you, kid."

He said, "C4 yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!

OK boomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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For an explosive experience while bathing reddit.com/r/memes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan-VGH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imj23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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What do you call an explosive horse?

Neigh-Palm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What kind of Tick is explosive? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malminas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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If you made an explosive device, but disguised it to look like a dog left in a hot car....

Would it be a Car-Pet Bomb?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRage469
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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A yeti questions the masculinity of an explosive cow

Because a bomb in a bull's no man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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What’s the least trustworthy explosive?

Dynamight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballofbandages_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?

Weapons of Mass Construction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Dad, that isn't explosive!

Okay son, C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you get when you make explosives out of citrus?

Lemonades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fooey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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How do you call an explosive deer?

Bombi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_F_SMILES
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives

I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metnem
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Being the first person to find out about explosives must of been mind blowing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmsrps
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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"How many explosives can you see?"

"I C4."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasnap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?

Abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moosemaster21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.

Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/ Her: That’s a dynamite answer! Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there Her: Rock on! Me: gold-standard of jokes here Her: so precious Me: digging deep on that one Her: pickin away one at a time Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns Her: definite Honey Hole here! Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill Me: comb on it wasn’t that bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeanzelini
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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The invention of explosives

Was groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-The_Unknown-_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call an explosive horse?

Neigh-palm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datnotguy17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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