The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
What do you call an old explosive expert?
I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
Did you hear about the newly discovered explosive dinosaur?
My friend invented highly explosive decorative flooring...
What do you call an explosive that’s past its expiry date?
My neighbor kept running across my lawn and then pretends to get blown up by explosives.
I’m tired of his mine games.
This boy handed me an explosive and told me that it's a real explosive. I looked at it and said, "I don't believe you, kid."
I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
What do you call an explosive horse?
If you made an explosive device, but disguised it to look like a dog left in a hot car....
Would it be a Car-Pet Bomb?
A yeti questions the masculinity of an explosive cow
Because a bomb in a bull's no man.
What’s the least trustworthy explosive?
What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?
Weapons of Mass Construction
Dad, that isn't explosive!
What do you get when you make explosives out of citrus?
How do you call an explosive deer?
A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives
I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
Being the first person to find out about explosives must of been mind blowing.
"How many explosives can you see?"
What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?
Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.
Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/
Her: That’s a dynamite answer!
Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there
Her: Rock on!
Me: gold-standard of jokes here
Her: so precious
Me: digging deep on that one
Her: pickin away one at a time
Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns
Her: definite Honey Hole here!
Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here
Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill
Me: comb on it wasn’t that bad
The invention of explosives
What do you call an explosive horse?
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