Never trust friction.

It will always work against you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilishsolriase
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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A fraction too much friction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My mechanic tells me my engine keeps stalling because of excess friction.

Now I know I'm getting some wear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion

Frick, that's what I like to hear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerBluPants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuirkyKlyborg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I once read a book about WD-40.

It was in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predestinatural
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I found this small stick with one end coated with a material that can be ignited by frictional heat. It made me feel loved, wholesome and beautiful.

Like a match made in heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Dad Jokes

It was a brisk Saturday morning when Gerald arrived at β€œThe CafΓ©,” a hip coffee shop right down the street. Wearing his large, burly black coat, he stared hesitantly at his watch. Thick glasses adorned his bright blue eyes, his gaze like starlight in a clear night sky. He was waiting, intently twiddling his thumbs. After a buzz of his phone, the message from Dad popped up: β€œParking now, be there in 5.”

β€œDad,” he whispered under his breath, swiping the message away to once again reveal the image on his lock-screen: a hazy picture of an ultrasound.

Gerald had not spoken to his father for three years. They had had a falling out, over which he did not remember. To him it was a competition of who could wait the longest without calling or sending a text. Who could wait the longest: him without a father, or his father without a son? The idea of friction in the relationship hurt like a thorn; piercing his soul more and more everyday. Until recently, out of the blue, β€œDad” popped up on his phone. The rest is history. The rest leads to that Saturday morning, at The CafΓ©.

Bang! A car door rang out not too far from where Gerald stood. Gerald saw him. His father wore his tweed jacket like a coat of armor. His strut was now weaker than before they stopped talking; a weakness evident in his cane which supported every right step. His shortly trimmed white beard juxtaposed against his uncut, curly grey hair gave him the image of a wise wizard from a fairytale. He used to be that figure to Gerald, yet instead of a nice ancient being acting like a stone to keep him grounded, Gerald had felt as though his father was a rock pulling him deeper and deeper into a sea of monotony. Holding him back from his true potential. Maybe that was why he left? He still did not know.

β€œHello, son,” came the withered voice Gerald had sook for so long, yet now that it had arrived wanted to avoid. β€œI can’t believe it’s been so long!”

β€œYeah,” said Gerald, allowing a smile to grace his face. β€œToo long!”

Then they hugged, signifying a change in their relationship. Gerald had hoped something could happen to bring them closer together. He did not want to go on wondering what could have been. The regret and sadness weighed him down. Before starting a new family, Gerald wanted to be reacquainted with his own.

After finding their table and sitting down, the two began to discuss life. It was like old friends catching up after a long break. Although it took some time, Gerald began to warm u

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sullyrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity

It’s impossible to put down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakangzta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Roses are red...

Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".

It's non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoopdebop
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What do you get when you rub two oranges together?

Pulp friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJiveturkeyXx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I just finished a book on WD-40.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I just read a great book on lubricants

It’s non friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRichestCuck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I’m reading a book about WD-40.

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call two oranges rubbing together?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarlinsBB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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A string walks into a bar...

β€œWe don’t serve your kind round here”

β€œWhy knot?” (1)

β€œYou’re always causing friction” (2)

The string leaves the bar, twists himself up, parts his hair and walks back into the bar.

β€œAin’t you the same guy who came in a minute ago?”

β€œI’m a frayed knot.” (3)

Now that’s a Christmas cracker πŸ™ŒπŸŽ„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinnth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Saw this on Facebook

What do you call two oranges rubbing together. Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGLSPMP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What is a drag force's favourite film?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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I am reading a book called β€œThe History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I am reading a book called β€œThe History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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