I feel like the stress of the pandemic has really aged me...
...I look at least a year older.
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
I can stop any time.
This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..”
...”You’re much bigger than that.”
I noticed a Judge stress eat.
Everytime things went wrong, she yelled 'order order'.
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
With all the stress eating I've been doing during quarantine...
I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.
It's been very busy at work and everyone is stress eating. A lot of us are snacking on Doritos and I know exactly why
It's cruch time.
I lost my stress ball.
I can’t express how angry that makes me feel.
What do small people use to relieve stress?
A midget spinner.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How can you tell someone's a stress eater?
They've got a lot on their plate.
So a council meeting involving a large sum of employees were under major stress on what to call their restaurant. The team leader was furiously dissatisfied and screamed:
I'd like to write about stress...
I have a tension to detail.
Why is Trump not worried about stress from being investigated causing him to lose his hair? (OC)
Because he is so over-Comey.
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out if people keep calling you fat...”
..”You are much bigger than that.”
What do fish stress out about?
Current events
