Guess who I ran into at the White House restaurant today Donald Duck He was engaging the cashier who was asking for a tip Do you know what he says Put it on my bill
Punctuation is very important for women. Missing a coma is ok but missing a period can sometimes be devastating.
Because it’s a posture fee
The winner got an apostrophe.
The Comma Sutra.
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
It’s a catostrophe.
He's a comma dating.
...with a lengthy sentence.
is explaining your point
When to use a hyphen:
The test asked, "What is the capitol of Florida?"
I wrote, "F".
When I got my test back I learned: Apparently, the answer was "F - ".
It marks the end of his sentence
One of them was accommodating.
Edit: Thanks to u/hydr0n1um who is more dad than I.
The Hindus wrote a book on it, the Comma Sutra.
Sorry wrong punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
He's serving a lifelong sentence.
So they gave me a posh trophy.
For example: I drank all the wine. I drank all the punctuation.
Honestly, I'm entirely on board with this. This has be-comma issue within the community.
The prize was a solid gold punctuation mark.
They gave me a posh trophy.
It's accommodating me.
All hell broke loose when big sister missed two periods.
if that goes off it could spell disaster
sorry, poor punctuation.
i’m giving up! masturbating for an entire month.
a bad joke punctuation.
"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry
I work in IT at a university, and I was requested to update a template email my office sends out to prospective students. Whenever I start an email, I always begin with the salutation "Hello [student name]. With a full stop period.
Among the other changes requested, folk wanted me to change the period to a comma, because it "looks better" or something. I don't know.
After a bit of back and forth, I gave in and said "Fine. I'll give in to your filthy comma-unist ways." Many groans were had all around the office.
Punctuate the title however you like.
Because it marks the end of a sentence.