A list of puns related to "Accent"
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
βExcuse me,β I said, βI couldnβt help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?β
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, βItβs Wales!β
βNo offense intended,β I replied. βPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?β
Under the sea.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
Biking.
Me: Daddy Iβm thirsty!
My dad: Hi thirsty Iβm Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.
Iβm sure itβs not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.
"CAW! CAW!"
Potato potato.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Which one is cornea?
He was discussing vehicles with his friend and his friend asked if he had a truck. The Californian man responds, βno, but I avocadoβ
The second person eventually said: "Sorry. I'm Wong."
Liars geddit?
Grandfather- I'm making chili. You know how many beans to put in it?
Me- no idea.
Grandfather- 239, any more and it becomes too farty.
Me: "Because the basement is down under the house"
βThen Soviet.β
Eventually my Dad said "I think she's Russian." Without missing a beat I replied "huh, she doesn't seem to be that busy." Cue loud groans and moans from the rest of the table.
Disneyland
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! You seem 'armless enough. 'Op in!
I can't understand a single thing it says!
"There's about to be a lot of shit happening right now"
"What happened"
"I'm going to the bathroom"
I just taught you how to say "bacon" with a Jamaican accent!
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