Southern Accent Puns

A list of puns related to "Southern Accent"

In honor of my father for Father’s Day, I’m going to tack you back to the 1990’s. This is rural southern America please read in southern accent.

Me: Daddy I’m thirsty!

My dad: Hi thirsty I’m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.

I’m sure it’s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.

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👤︎ u/kayl6
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I know you're rushing...

I'm a waitress and this one got dropped on me today when a family of 5 came in. They had previously stated they were in a hurry so brought them the check and said (i should probably mention that I have a very southern accent) 'I know y'all are rushin' so-' the dad cut me off with 'No, we're Americans.' His kids and wife were not amused and I just busted up laughing and high fived him. Anyway, I thought you guys would enjoy it.

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👤︎ u/insaneyetnoble
📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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Did y’all get the memo?

Today is southern accent day.

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👤︎ u/Trumpian_Era
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Whaddya call a deer that cain't see?

No eye-deer! (Say it in yer best southern accent)

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👤︎ u/FreeNachos
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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