I'm an expert at idioms

I know them like the front of my hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My wife just called me an idiot for constantly mixing up my idioms.

But it takes one to know someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why did the falconer dislike idioms?

Because the bird in his hand had got a lot more than two in the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeleidun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I thought my days of misquoting popular idioms were over.

But I’m like a phoenix, rising from molasses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho ahhhhhhh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebjasmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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