I know a handful of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
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Which language does God code in?
C
Because God Cs everything
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What language do oranges speak
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What is the least spoken language?
Sign Language.
idk if this is a repost
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Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.
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Why was the barrel of petroleum always using foul language?
- a) Because it was crude oil
- b) Because it wasn't refined
- c) Because it was a real gas
- d) Because it wasn't reserved
- e) Because it liked to say, "What the shale?"
f) Because it was kerobsene
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After graduating from the Aerosmith Chinese culinary and language school, I can finally...
Wok this way, and talk this way
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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Q. What language do stomachs speak?
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What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
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Dad says, "I can speak every language except Greek!"
Child asks him a question in French. Dad replies, "Hmmm. That sounds Greek to me."
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Some things transcend languages
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I know over 100 languages
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︎ Mar 09 2021
okay, but what languages should have some polish?
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
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Some foreign languages have gendered words.
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?
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What language does an unhappy toddler speak?
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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What is an advertiser's favorite language?
Sign language
-Sorry if it's been done before, thought about it in the way home today
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A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages
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What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Everyone should learn sign language.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Nothing in the English language...
...starts with N and ends with G
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I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
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What's a dentist's favorite language?
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What language do garbage collectors speak?
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Iβm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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What is the least spoken language?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What is the least spoken language?
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I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
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I recently learned sign language
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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