I’m currently learning sign language.

I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!

(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGoobergoobs
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Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time

But I find it to be a pretty handy skill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ham-cum-rewritten
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Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?

Because they kept butchering the words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
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My friend lost his hearing, so we are learning sign language together

Itβ€˜s quite handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sausage_Linksys
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I recently decided to learn sign language...

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
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Everyone should learn sign language.

It's very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kremata
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

You just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I've decided to learn sign language.

It's a handy way to communicate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Sign language is difficult for me to learn.

It can be quite a handful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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My employer told me I have to learn a new language, and quickly.

So I chose Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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The easiest language to learn is Engl.

Because I already speak Engl-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanoje0000
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I tried to learn the language of the people from Finland..

But I couldn't Finnish a sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I've learned 99% of the English language.

I'm almost their.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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When I learn German language

My face instantly goes Γ–

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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If you could learn how to say one phrase in every language what would it be?

β€œI’m sorry, I didn’t vote for him”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-linx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep

But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.

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I want to learn a Filipino language, but I don't want to do it alone.

Will someone Tagalog with me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What language do Elves learn?

The Elf abet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfyPlayz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why did you learned sign language?

I thought it could be pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ananonima_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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My son says I should learn American Sign Language.

He says it's real handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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Grandpa told me everyone should learn sign language

He says it’s really handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-ohohohitsmagic-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Make an entire Q of these.
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I tried to learn all the languages in Scandinavia

But I couldn't Finnish

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Dog 1 - Woof Woof. Dog 2 - Woof Woof. Dog 3 - Moo Moo.

Dog 2 - What in the world is Moo Moo? Dog 3 - I'm learning a foreign language!

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1st cow: mooooo. 2nd cow: baaaaaa

1st cow: What do you mean, baaaaa? Don't you mean moooo?

2nd cow: I'm learning a foreign language.

(Once read that in some joke book)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

*insert laugh track here*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Froxaii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Just saw my son crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is.

To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, "They're, their, there..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
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My girlfriend's parents probably expect to be grandparents after this one

My girlfriend's mom was opening her Christmas gift when her sister asks why the wrapping paper says "Snow time" on it since there is no snow this Christmas.

I immediately come back with,

"Because there is snow time like the present!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistafyed
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I recently learned sign language

Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard

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I think everyone should learn sign language

It's pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I think everyone should learn sign language,

it's pretty handy.

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I’ve learned 99% of the English language.

I’m almost their!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Everyone should learn sign language

it’s very handy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I decided to learn sign language.

It’s surprisingly very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewjhendrick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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you should learn sign language

It really comes in handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Football29gamer
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I think i should learn sign language

It’s very handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steezy96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I tried to learn the national language of Finland

But I just couldn't Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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I think I should learn sign language.

It could come in handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyrulescout
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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Help! I can't read anyone's posts!

I never learned sign language.

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