Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.

You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"

They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.

Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
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Ok this needs a bit of context: 猫 is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Context: My username is Fistik
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shufattafuu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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OP's post is for context but the comments are gold
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Don't question the context.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodTastingDad
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I truly am a monster. My partner is a nurse for context.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salamirelish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electronicwiz101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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No context
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prospero20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Context: she hates when I quack at her
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappaman69
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Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it

Now it's only inside jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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No context needed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vax2k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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for some context they made a germany pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightning_Bolt88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Context in the comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdButWithArms
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Who needs context anyway?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICFAOUNSFI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Got this for my Valentines card (for context my name has Grace in it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Name99998965
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Tap on picture full full thing and context
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superwedge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Some context: so some guy thought that a close up picture of a fig was the inside of a vagina and then some dude told him that and this guy on Reddit made a nice little pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilovemcyoutubers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Out of context quote from my dad

"I know people, most of them have dementia, but I know people" He's a nurse at an old people's home...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatkIdwIthwIfI
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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The use of "Delhi-dallying" in this Economist article, in the context of the Modi government's hesitancy to reform economist.com/news/briefi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
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Not really a joke but the other day I told my daughter "doesn't 'bad...ass' sound like a person has a problem with their ass? Like it smells of farts". Now she can't hear the term "badass" in any context without giggling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Special_KC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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My dad sent me this text with no context. Have no idea why.

In heaven the Elephants are in charge of remembering everything, the monkeys are in charge of giving hugs, the hippos are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, the mice are in charge of dancing on the petals of flowers, the cats are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree and porcupines are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas. πŸ˜ƒ In Hell the Hippos are in charge of dancing on the flowers, the elephants are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree, the cats are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, monkeys are in charge of remembering everything, the mice are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas and the porcupines are in charge of giving hugs. 😫

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slatetheturtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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In the context of elderly customers calling with questions. A colleague of my said "I hate fucking old customers"

I replied "Then stop it..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InthegrOTTO87
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Horrible dad jokes in the context of The Walking Dead

I'm not even kidding when I tell you that I'm in tears right now. Something about these specific characters (and how often they piss me off) makes these dad jokes hilarious.

http://imgur.com/gallery/POURE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicGuard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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Context...

is for prison libraries

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