It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters.
How difficult is it to define the word "crumb"? It's a piece of cake.
When a British person gets a really good look at something.
It varies from person to person
In a nutshell, it's a tiny oak tree.
It means a great deal.
Four Grindelwalls and a Dumbledoor
A benedictionary
Me: My back hurts.
Dad: How's you face?
Me: Fine...
Dad: Really? Because ITS KILLING ME!!
You just have to listen varicosely.
All the others are non-binary
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
1.) The act of folding someone’s clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?
Me: Definately
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
It's hard to explain
If you look up the word "flabby".
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
It was a defining moment in my life.
Seriously, it means a lot.
If you look under the word "chubby".
It would be Oprah's Okra Opera Opus
It's the word defined as "Preceding all others in time, order, or importance".
tl;dr explain every single pun you make or else it gets removed.
For the sake of cleaning up a lot of my mod queue, whenever you make a post, explain it. There's been more and more rule 6 reports as of late, so this should help clear up a lot of that. This rule change is to lessen confusion and simultaneously help us clear out the reposters who are too lazy to even read the sidebar before posting. formerly rule 6 was:
Post must be a pun and must be explained in the comments. If your post or image isn't self-explanatory, you must comment on it with enough information for readers to get the joke.
We are now changing it to:
Post must be a pun and must be explained. No exceptions! You must explain your pun somewhere in the text or in the comment section.
###IF YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN YOUR PUN, IT WILL BE REMOVED!
carry on
Me:
hey what are you up to
Dad:
5' 11". How bout u?
On a plane!
Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.
I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'
Was so proud!
He remembered to add the sea.
"Look at you, smarty pants!"
And to that I say, definately not Louis XVI.
Fiancee: Let's see: summer squash...
Me: ...and some aren't!
It becomes defined.
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a grill and I want to make it mine
And he's grilling chicken thighs,
And he's smokin' racks of ribs, I just know it!
And he's holding pool parties late, late at night...
You know I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
Where can I find a burger like that?