What's the definition of a mistress?
Something in between a mister and a mattress.
What's the definition of Baroque?
When you run out of Monet
What is the definition of abstract?
High Definition Yoda be like
What is the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
What's the definition of a sex change?
Snip snip and Bob's your auntie.
An actual joke my dad told me.
People are always telling me that “mean” and “rude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,
The definition of a pick up game.
Thanks for telling me the definition of plethora
What's the definition of a Wookiee?
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
What's the definition of frustration?
A one armed man, dangling from a cliff, with Itchy balls!
I can't stop looking up word definitions
I need some help with my addictionary
My parents told me the definition of barter the other day.
I told them that it means a great deal!
What's the definition of publish?
Do you know the definition of politics?
Poli is a Greek word meaning many, and tics are small, bloodsucking insects.
There is no definition of the word "gullible" in any dictionary....
if you don't believe me just try to look it up, I dare you
To my college roommate: "Thanks for looking up the definition of 'naught'".
Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?
A friend of mine is trying to find the definition of a percussion instrument.
I told him "Beats me; I have no idea."
Just looked up the definition of confirmation bias
What is the statistical definition of sunlight?
I Really need to thank everyone for giving me the definition of “surplus”. It really means a lot.
What is the definition of ‘a net’?
Holes tied together with string.
There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.
An example of a good dilemma? No problem!
The definition of food racism
Calling a white person a cracker
The definition of a Cannibal
Someone that is really fed up with people
Got an exciting new wallpaper. You could even say it's the definition of excitement.
Q: What’s the definition of a cocaine dealer?
A: A person who sticks their business in other people’s noses.
I heard someone say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.
Does anyone know if that's true? I keep looking it up but I can't find anything
It is driving me crazy!
Unabridged dictionaries are just high definition
What is the definition of an acorn?
In a nutshell, an oak tree.
I still remember the moment when my dad told me the definition of the word plethora.
Bought a high definition dessert today..
.. it was a creme blu ray.
I can't stop looking up word definitions
I need some help with my addictionary
What's the definition of a Will?
Come on guys! It's a Dead Giveaway!
What's the definition of a will?
Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway.
Thanks for teaching me the definition of plethora..
What is the definition of a will?
Come on guys it's a dead giveaway
Thanks for teaching me the definition of Earth.
It means the world to me.
Thank you guys for giving me the definition of many.
The definition of a will is a dead giveaway.
What's the definition of a will?
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