What's the definition of a mistress?

Something in between a mister and a mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What's the definition of Baroque?

When you run out of Monet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyPeeved
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What is the definition of abstract?

It's hard to explain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2noob4u_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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High Definition Yoda be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What is the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghastbuster95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What's the definition of a sex change?

Snip snip and Bob's your auntie.

An actual joke my dad told me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwinTowers05
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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People are always telling me that β€œmean” and β€œrude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,

β€œWhat do you rude?”

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The definition of a pick up game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodynyahand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Thanks for telling me the definition of plethora

It means a lot

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What's the definition of frustration?

A one armed man, dangling from a cliff, with Itchy balls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/criswhitmore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My parents told me the definition of barter the other day.

I told them that it means a great deal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turtleking1011
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What's the definition of publish?

To scrawl on a bar wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddiflecting
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Do you know the definition of politics?

Poli is a Greek word meaning many, and tics are small, bloodsucking insects.

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There is no definition of the word "gullible" in any dictionary....

if you don't believe me just try to look it up, I dare you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnk50
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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To my college roommate: "Thanks for looking up the definition of 'naught'".

"Oh, it was nothing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EltaninAntenna
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?

Addictionary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerFlea
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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A friend of mine is trying to find the definition of a percussion instrument.

I told him "Beats me; I have no idea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlipperyRoads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Just looked up the definition of confirmation bias

I was right all along

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What is the statistical definition of sunlight?

Day, duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekrub1022
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I Really need to thank everyone for giving me the definition of β€œsurplus”. It really means a lot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorpoleyPolarBear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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The definition of opaque

Is unclear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapinlaws08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What is the definition of β€˜a net’?

Holes tied together with string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.

An example of a good dilemma? No problem!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukle
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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The definition of food racism

Calling a white person a cracker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillytheFailure
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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The definition of a Cannibal

Someone that is really fed up with people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntestineYarnball
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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Dad Definition: "Vagina"

"The box a penis comes in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Got an exciting new wallpaper. You could even say it's the definition of excitement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1194js
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Q: What’s the definition of a cocaine dealer?

A: A person who sticks their business in other people’s noses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchabotte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I heard someone say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

Does anyone know if that's true? I keep looking it up but I can't find anything It is driving me crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Unabridged dictionaries are just high definition
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thergmguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What is the definition of an acorn?

In a nutshell, an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollietheoctopus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I still remember the moment when my dad told me the definition of the word plethora.

To me, it meant a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Bought a high definition dessert today..

.. it was a creme blu ray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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I can't stop looking up word definitions

I need some help with my addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What's the definition of a Will?

Come on guys! It's a Dead Giveaway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What's the definition of a will?

Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Thanks for teaching me the definition of plethora..

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What is the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParanoiaSquared
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Thanks for teaching me the definition of Earth.

It means the world to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoopy_dude666
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Thank you guys for giving me the definition of many.

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnie_Palmies_09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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The definition of a will is a dead giveaway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resonanace
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealAntiPublic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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