A list of puns related to "Dictionary Definition"
if you don't believe me just try to look it up, I dare you
"Have you tried the Alphabetical Order House dictionary? It's way easier to find stuff."
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition
A ripped female fighter was walking out and my girlfriend said "I wish I had definition like that." So I told her "when we get back I'll get you a dictionary."
(Only use this joke after someone has made a stupid mistake)
Me: You know what you would find if you looked up stupid in the dictionary??? Them: Uhhh a picture of me? Me: No, you would find the definition of stupid, Dumbass!
This works every time!
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