"A happy man is one who has found meaning in life"
Been meaning stop here for breakfast...everyone says I have to try their gloryholes.
My 16 year old son told me I was a simp (probably because I'm looking to get into a new relationship), after I looked up the meaning I told him:
You must be a Simpson then.
The True Meaning of Pansexuality
I’d like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora”.
Is there any hidden meaning to the line "Rosebud" from the movie Citizen Kane?
Or was it just the last thing he sled?
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
I was asked once about the meaning of the word ' inexplicable ' in a sentence..
..and found it very hard to explain.
COVID-19 has brought new meaning to “Wake up and SMELL the coffee.”
A whole new meaning to delivery...
My teacher told me the meaning of plethora today
I thanked her and told her it means a lot
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
What do you call a floating head whose life has no meaning?
'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example
Ben is in a hurry
vs
Ben is in a comma
Been meaning to post this for a while
"Mortar" has two different meanings.
I found this out when the house I'd built blew itself up.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence
When your lady can’t find the meaning in your bathroom humor.
am i real, do we exist, wht is the meaning of life
I taught my son the meaning of abundance
He said: thanks dad, that really means a lot
TIL colons can change the meaning of a sentence drastically: "Jane ate her friend's lunch." would become:
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...
But when I’m drawing, deciding “2B or not 2B” is the real question.
If you don't know which member of your family doesn't know the meaning of "thou",
A new meaning to trail runs
When my father explained the meaning of the word "many" to me, I thanked him profusely...
This brings a whole new meaning to musical chairs (OP is my photo
This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
The meaning of opaque is still unclear to me
A Freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning a mother.
What is the meaning of life?
According to the dictionary: "the existence of an individual human being or animal"
What do you call an elephant with no meaning?
I've discovered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
So my dad turns 42 today. He's the meaning of life now!
Well technically he always has been. I wouldn't exist without him.
The use of capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
I like to eat pancakes.
I like to eat capital letters.
After getting dementia, my wife is able to recall the meaning of only a few words of the dictionary.
She remembers next to nothing.
A tree just asked me what I thought the meaning of life was.
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora
Thank you so much for teaching me the meaning of the word "plethora"
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
To the guy who explained me the meaning of the word "many"
Thank you very much. That really means a lot!
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