Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Mathematics pun
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︎ Aug 02 2018
ah mathematics
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture
...but I couldn't pass cowculus.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I found the perfect way to compliment my kids using mathematics
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︎ Apr 15 2019
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?
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︎ Aug 02 2018
What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?
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︎ Sep 10 2018
What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?
The scientific cylinder graduated
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︎ Feb 07 2018
What do you call a fair, average, mathematics teacher?
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︎ Aug 26 2017
How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?
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︎ Feb 27 2014
I'm going to teach my baby advanced mathematics
So it can derive it's own formula
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︎ Oct 21 2016
Watching the NOVA on mathematics
The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.
I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."
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︎ Apr 19 2015
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Reading all these posts makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
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︎ Dec 13 2019
What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
The horse that came first isnβt mathematically inclined.
It doesnβt count in the first place.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
A mathematical analysis is in order....
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︎ May 27 2020
A mathematical dadjoke, hope you like this.
A pie without 3.14159265359
is just a 2.7182818284.
Have a good day.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Went to mathematical restaurant today.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Mathematically speaking biotech is almost 70% bitch
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Mathematical proof that it pays to be dumb
power = work / time
but...
knowledge = power
and
time = money
so, substituting...
knowledge = work / money
solving for money...
money = work / knowledge
The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Why is 1 = 0 ??
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︎ Dec 25 2019
How are trees in Minecraft mathematically sound?
Because they got them square roots.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
What do you call a mathematical reptile?
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︎ Jun 01 2018
It's a mathematical fact that women are evil.
women= time Γ money.
Now, we all know that time= money.
So,
women = money Γ money = money^2
And everybody knows that money is the root of all evil:
money = β(evil)
So...
women = [βevil)]^2 = evil
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︎ Apr 04 2018
A mathematically inclined dad joke
So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues
Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is?
Me : No.
Dad : SaCOSINE!
Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.
He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.
Well played dad. Well played.
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︎ Jun 20 2015
Why can't desalinization be explained mathematically?
When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.
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︎ Feb 15 2016
What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?
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︎ Dec 02 2016
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
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︎ Oct 21 2014
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?
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︎ Nov 07 2013
An evil wizard..
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Ζ(x)=e^x and Ζ(x)=ln(x) walk into a party.
ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.
βWhat's the matter?β ln(x) asks e^x.
βI'm nervous about integrating,β replies e^x, shyly covering its face.
βOh, that's simple,β ln(x) replies. βJust be yourself.β
lol calculus
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︎ Mar 23 2017
Last night I told our middle son that he was the meanest child of our three boys
I was the only one in the car who laughed.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
Reading all these puns makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics puns makes me go number
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︎ Mar 26 2019
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tried to Log a Rhythm!
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
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︎ Apr 14 2020
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