Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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π€︎ u/VonSwab
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Mathematics pun
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π€︎ u/RDHertsUni
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ah mathematics
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π€︎ u/thebetteroobryoob
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I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture

...but I couldn't pass cowculus.

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π€︎ u/PapaMammatus
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What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?

Cowculus

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π€︎ u/CaptainMoist23
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My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...

It only knew twigonometry

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π€︎ u/-taco-rice-
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I found the perfect way to compliment my kids using mathematics

U =QTΟ

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π€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
π︎ Apr 15 2019
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I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls

He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...

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π€︎ u/MundieR
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What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?

Hyperbola.

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π€︎ u/The_Jokster
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What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?

Poly-nomials

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π€︎ u/fluffyglof
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What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

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π€︎ u/VoxelGamerHD
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What do you call a fair, average, mathematics teacher?

Just Mean!

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How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?
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π€︎ u/Natehoop
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I'm going to teach my baby advanced mathematics

So it can derive it's own formula

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π€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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Watching the NOVA on mathematics

I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."

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π€︎ u/macx333
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Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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π€︎ u/xjohnnyxleex
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Reading all these posts makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number

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π€︎ u/WonderfulComment
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What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?

A Cowculator.

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π€︎ u/potato_fish12
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What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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π€︎ u/octalgon
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

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π€︎ u/angrysandclock
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Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tries to Log a Rhythm.

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π€︎ u/Bunytou
π︎ Aug 18 2020
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The horse that came first isnβt mathematically inclined.

It doesnβt count in the first place.

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π€︎ u/keychainoi
π︎ Sep 01 2020
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A mathematical analysis is in order....
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π€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
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A mathematical dadjoke, hope you like this.

A pie without 3.14159265359 is just a 2.7182818284. Have a good day.

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π€︎ u/Siddharth_7
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Went to mathematical restaurant today.

Ordered a takeaway

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π€︎ u/kishenoy
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Mathematically speaking biotech is almost 70% bitch
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π€︎ u/tidduu
π︎ Jul 26 2019
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Mathematical proof that it pays to be dumb

power = work / time

but...

knowledge = power

and

time = money

so, substituting...

knowledge = work / money

solving for money...

money = work / knowledge

The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.

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π€︎ u/JBaczuk
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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations

You remove the S

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Why is 1 = 0 ??

Cos 0 = 1

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How are trees in Minecraft mathematically sound?

Because they got them square roots.

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π€︎ u/shinotheshino
π︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call a mathematical reptile?

A calculator

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π€︎ u/SuspicionCabbage
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It's a mathematical fact that women are evil.

women= time Γ money.

Now, we all know that time= money.

So,

women = money Γ money = money^2

And everybody knows that money is the root of all evil:

money = β(evil)

So...

women = [βevil)]^2 = evil

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π€︎ u/roguebuckeye
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So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.

He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.

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π€︎ u/tangentofV
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Why can't desalinization be explained mathematically?

When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.

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What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?

The mean!

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π€︎ u/eric67
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What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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π€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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π€︎ u/Talcabus
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Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

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π€︎ u/Orphanclone
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An evil wizard..

There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.

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π€︎ u/kickypie
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Ζ(x)=e^x and Ζ(x)=ln(x) walk into a party.

ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.

βWhat's the matter?β ln(x) asks e^x.

βI'm nervous about integrating,β replies e^x, shyly covering its face.

βOh, that's simple,β ln(x) replies. βJust be yourself.β

lol calculus

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π€︎ u/thefizzynator
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Last night I told our middle son that he was the meanest child of our three boys

I was the only one in the car who laughed.

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π€︎ u/h3fabio
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Reading all these puns makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go number

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π€︎ u/scruffyfat
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While most puns make me feel numb,

Mathematics puns always make me feel number.

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π€︎ u/MonkeysLikeApples
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Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tried to Log a Rhythm!

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π€︎ u/Bunytou
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Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number

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π€︎ u/WonderfulComment
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