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When people ask you why you make science puns ipfs.pics/QmY3YHUg85m2Yk5…
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Science pun is best pun. astronomy.com/news/2019/0…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Augustus420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2019
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Take your bad science puns and baruim
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FabricioPezoa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2019
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I make terrible science puns.

But only periodically.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coot32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2018
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MLG-Doge-Overlord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2019
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What are some good valentines science puns to woo the ladies?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mdichiara1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2016
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I am watching a film about science puns.

When it enzyme going to sleep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2018
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Punsville
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2017
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrDuckpie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2015
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My favourite science pun ever!

Particle physics gives me a Hadron.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OwenFlynn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2012
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brownie79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2014
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Damn, Science's pun game is on point! imgur.com/a/wG3b2
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHomoclinicOrbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2017
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedditCitizenKane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2013
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When you die and donate you body to science...

it's a "dead giveaway"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yonatanruff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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My wife said, β€œI don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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The Science of The Lambs.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Earth Science

Rocks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayCharlesSawItFirst
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Some Serious Science!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oh_i_redd_it
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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Has science gone too far?

Maybe, I can barely see it from here.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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It took me months to forgive my science teacher for wearing this to school.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PotooFace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said

I can get 5g on my phone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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Science calls it as "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo", whereas I call it as..

.."Trick or Treatment"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amar610
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach

I told her she told us a lye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gaerat_of_trivia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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Science by dad
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dogsarenice8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rahulabon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a

Flying Saucer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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I told my friend that I just got my Bachelor of Science.

My friend said, β€œThat’s BS!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/csteinbergrules
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.

I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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A brother and sister were working with each other on a science project.

While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing

5 minutes pass

B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EMPIREVSREBLES
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.

Her name is Dee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2019
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I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school

I lost My Chemical Romance

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXpUsSySl4Y3R9000Xx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2020
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Science!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2020
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Hey son, today I told your science teacher a joke about salt, and she said...

"That's sodium funny!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Myusernameisfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lostehmost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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Science behind flying.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puggzu
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During quarrantine I decided to enrich my science knowledge and started reading a book about anti-gravity.

I couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enganere
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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I need science puns

Please help me provide science puns. Particularly in physics would help a lot more

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rathi_shobhit
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I post science puns but only periodically.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stone_Miner_1225
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2018
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I make bad science puns........

.....but only periodically

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StanleySkillz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2018
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When you die and donate your body to science...

it's a "dead giveaway"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yonatanruff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legendary-jake
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