Chemistry Pun
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Organic Chemistry Pun
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Most of us like some chemistry puns once in a while
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[Request] Chemistry Pun

I need a pun about chemistry and kindness for a project. Thanks in advance!

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chemistry pun..
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I would make a good chemistry pun...

But i think all the good ones Argon...

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Need chemistry puns

Any good science related pun?

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chemistry pun
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I don't like saying chemistry puns because

I don't get a reaction

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Chemistry puns are the best i.reddituploads.com/f3dda…
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I've made a lot of my best friends through chemistry puns.

I've found that making them with people is usually a great bonding experience.

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Chemistry puns

My chemistry teacher loves making puns at every chance she gets, so she always comes up with interesting names for the chapters we learn.

Ch 1 & 3: What's the matter? (The chapter was obviously about matter)

Ch 4: Speaking periodically (about the periodic table)

Ch 5 & 6: Bond, chemical bond (about chemical bonds)

Ch 7: Holey Moley! (about converting measurements to moles)

Ch 8: My chemical reaction (about chemical reactions)

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Chemistry pun

Well, sorry to radon your parade, but all of your belongings from your house argon. Someone stole them, and judging by the evidence, whoever stole them would want to barium. There he is! Cesium! Don't let him get away!

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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A β€˜gram’ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a β€œcarbonkneel”


What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Chemistry Pun

Context: I am in a chemistry class where we are analyzing amounts of mercury in fish sample matrix that is not reaching the conditions for analysis.

Joke: You can tuna fish, but you can't tuna Mercury matrix.

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I went on Shamchat as "MC Delta T". Chemistry puns ensued. shamchat.com/1675c6/
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My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...

But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'

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Spilled some water in chemistry class today
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I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes

I’m in my element when I do

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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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Which TV show pair has the best chemistry?

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

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Landed a simultaneous chemistry joke and dad joke

My wife drove by with the kids and visited me at work. While I was saying hi, this happened:

Wife: You have some silly kids in here.

Me: And in here [indicate my lab], I have some sili-cates!

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I have a chemistry joke

But no one would react

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My chemistry professor once said, "I teach better when I'm drinking!"

(That was an Alkali.)

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A chemistry joke

Never mind. It was too formulaic.

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I told my son a chemistry joke.

He gave me no reaction.

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Parents:Your brother wanna major in chemistry. Me: BrO
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I was going to tell you a chemistry joke...

But I didnt think I would get a reaction

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What's the difference between chemistry and cooking

In chemistry you should never lick the spoon

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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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you know what they say when you fail chemistry

you should chemis-try again

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Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..

..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.

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According to chemistry...

Alcohol is a solution.

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Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.

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I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke

But Na

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Overheard at an international chemistry competition

Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"

Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"

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My chemistry book from high school... I was bored.
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[Request] Chemistry Puns
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I was going to tell a chemistry pun, but...

all the good ones Argon

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Chemistry

All the good chemistry puns argon, but I can zinc of a copper new ones.

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I would make another chemistry joke

but all good ones argon

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I made a joke during chemistry

I didn’t get a reaction

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I was gonna make a chemistry joke

But all the good ones Argon

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I love chemistry jokes

They're sodium funny

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I tell bad chemistry jokes, because all the good ones

Argon

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I was going to tell a chemistry joke.

But it got no reaction.

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