A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen

You can call it a chemis-tree

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Hydrogen: Helium, how do I become like you?

Helium: Be noble.

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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?


I'll show myself out.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What is a hydrogen atom's favourite pass time...?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What is Thanos' favorite hydrogen isotope?

Tritium, because it has an half-life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_L0ne_Warri0r
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Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.

Isn't that ionic?

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An Hydrogen atom asks Astatine atom
  • Why are you so unstable?
  • Well, idk
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you call hydrogen with more than 2 oxygen atoms


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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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What did one hydrogen atom say to the other when it picked up another proton?

"You're out of your element!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CollegeRuled
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Hydrogen has a very low self esteem.

He always gets refused in the sun

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Hydrogenated THC oil is a high margarine commodity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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If H20 is water, what's H2O4?

Drinking silly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyzeus3891
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

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Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.

I thought to myself, β€œDang, hydrogen is powerful”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obscure_Things
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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i'm so sorry

Q: what did the scientist say when they found 2 isotopes of helium?

A: HeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enslaved_M0isture
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did Dad say to the bottle of water?

Hydrogen oxide, I'm Dad

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Why did the man fill his attic up with Helium?

He wanted a light house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewdaddy01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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The Earth Ist Dangerous..

99.9999999% Of All Humans Are Dying On The Earth

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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β€œHow are you doing?”

β€œWell, my hydrogen atom lost its electron. So that’s a plus.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My employee asked me what does it take to be a star performer..

Me: Mostly Hydrogen and Helium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Puns for Educated Minds
  1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; I'll go on a head.

  13. I wondered why the baseball kept

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Two men walk into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?"

The first man says "I'll have some H2O!"

The bartender pours the man a glass, and the first man gets refreshed.

The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!"

The bartender pours the man a glass, and the second man dies.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.

Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.

How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

What do chemists

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Got my professor with a chemistry joke!

"NamelessNamek! What's the charge of a hydrogen without an electron."

"It has a plus one charge."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

He chuckled and nobody else did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NamelessNamek
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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Got my wife from her request

Her: Could you get me a water babe?

Me: Yes, but first I have to get some hydrogen and oxygen babes.

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