I tried to come up with a good acid pun
But they're all too basic :(
What do you call an acid that’s a bully?
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
I've been listening to acid jazz recently
I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.
The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks
They charged one and let off the other!
What do you call the acid in an ant?
Throwing acid is wrong...
...in some people’s eyes.
Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...
After that I didnt have a leg to stand on
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
It took me years to learn everything about acids
I mean, it's not very basic...
I was out in the desert on psychedelics , and I started tripping way too hard. So I took an acid reducer.
It didn't help me one bit!!!!
A man fell off his roof while on acid
Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?
If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
I recently read somewhere that there’s actually no battery acid in your iPhone’s battery...
It’s powered by Apple juice.
I once spilled a cup of acid on one of my colleagues. It was an acident
When my buddies take acid im always with them to make sure there safe . You could say im a ...
I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!
A dad joke original from my dad!!!
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
Someone’s been going around saying I’ve been throwing acid on people,
but if you ask anyone who knows me, they’ll tell you it’s a baseless accusation.
My son William gets acid reflux which gives him uncontrollable hiccoughs that keeps everyone awake. At night the family is afraid of the return of the…
Notorious Bile Will Hiccoughs
I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.
I think my shoes were laced with acid.
I've been tripping all day.
You always hear about ant acid
But no one ever talks about uncle acid
What do you call an acid who has attitude?
A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!
The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid
They charged one, and let the other off
What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?
Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.
They charged one, and lit the other off.
what do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with attitude?
Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one, and let the other one off.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
Acid
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-o-acid
Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?
This has probably been posted before but: what do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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