I tried to come up with a good acid pun

But they're all too basic :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipJang
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What do you call an acid that’s a bully?

a-mean-o acids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoyaabean
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A mean o acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sly_drummer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I've been listening to acid jazz recently

I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fendalin
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The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks

They charged one and let off the other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrboston617
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What do you call the acid in an ant?

Ant-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Z_Farabi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Throwing acid is wrong...

...in some people’s eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolorwithaK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..

..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach

I told her she told us a lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaerat_of_trivia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...

After that I didnt have a leg to stand on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?

Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.

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It took me years to learn everything about acids

I mean, it's not very basic...

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I was out in the desert on psychedelics , and I started tripping way too hard. So I took an acid reducer.

It didn't help me one bit!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0undJunk1e
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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A man fell off his roof while on acid

He had a bad trip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FourthSalty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?

It was lipid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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A tab of acid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFlamey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid

LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I recently read somewhere that there’s actually no battery acid in your iPhone’s battery...

It’s powered by Apple juice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I once spilled a cup of acid on one of my colleagues. It was an acident
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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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When my buddies take acid im always with them to make sure there safe . You could say im a ...

trip advisor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmemuffin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!

A dad joke original from my dad!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.

Isn't that ionic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floorballouis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Someone’s been going around saying I’ve been throwing acid on people,

but if you ask anyone who knows me, they’ll tell you it’s a baseless accusation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonTomorrow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My son William gets acid reflux which gives him uncontrollable hiccoughs that keeps everyone awake. At night the family is afraid of the return of the…

Notorious Bile Will Hiccoughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.

It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963_jan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I think my shoes were laced with acid.

I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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You always hear about ant acid

But no one ever talks about uncle acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdolfBinStalin666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Tripping on acid imgur.com/7EY8aHb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth556
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2014
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What do you call an acid who has attitude?

A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProductEnthu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid

They charged one, and let the other off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryDumbDonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?

Amino Acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks

They charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibe666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaterRae94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.

They charged one, and lit the other off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid πŸ˜‚.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madz528
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call an acid with attitude?

A meano-acid!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one, and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino Acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dream_tech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonjk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

a-mean-o-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Acid

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?

It was lipid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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This has probably been posted before but: what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schweetea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venki131
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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