What do you call a gun made of Sodium Chloride?

An A-Salt Rifle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Chxrles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.

The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?

Judge: it's assault

I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfriadox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My friend attacked someone using sodium chloride.

He was charged with a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes

Officer: β€œYes, that’s assault!”

Man: β€œI know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.

I'm pretty sure that's a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call sodium chloride carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes?

Judge: yes it’s assault

Me: I know it’s a salt but is it a crime though?

Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My teacher threw sodium chloride at me, it was a-salt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xxxhotsauceion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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So someone threw sodium chloride at me....

It was Assalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mynuttybuddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggYakult
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.

Isn't that ionic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floorballouis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?

Assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kungfukeralite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I used to be friends with sodium chloride.

Too salty for my liking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What happened when Lithium tried to break up a fight between Sodium and Chloride?

They were charged with Assault and Battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.

It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963_jan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?

β€œHelp, I’m under a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Somebody just threw some sodium chloride at me

I can't fathom what would motivate someone the commit asalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronnoc67
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Did you hear about the sodium chloride killer?

He killed his victims with asalt weapon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/native2888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at my face today.

That's assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people

That's a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dittestark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Don’t throw sodium chloride at people

That’s a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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It’s actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.

It’s assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watanabelover69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

Person: Yes, that's assault.

Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhish3kjain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why was the sodium chloride arrested

For a-salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whycantooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?

That’s a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.

That’s assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/school-yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My friend threw sodium chloride at me!

THAT'S A SALT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerman79_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A man threw sodium chloride at me today.

I replied "that's a salt"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TruckerMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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What happens when you mix sodium chloride and lithium

Assault and Battery

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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If someone throws sodium chloride at you, that's assault.

Sodium chloride is a salt. Assault is pronounced like "a salt" in some places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ian_The_Great1507
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people...

That's a salt!

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