What do you call a gun made of Sodium Chloride?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My kidβs chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?
Judge: it's assault
I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My friend attacked someone using sodium chloride.
He was charged with a salt.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
A man asks a police officer if itβs a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes
Officer: βYes, thatβs assault!β
Man: βI know itβs a salt, but is it a crime?β
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.
I'm pretty sure that's a salt.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do you call sodium chloride carrying a gun?
A salt with a deadly weapon.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes?
Judge: yes itβs assault
Me: I know itβs a salt but is it a crime though?
Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...
I've never been more ensalted in my life
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︎ Feb 09 2020
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me, it was a-salt.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
So someone threw sodium chloride at me....
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︎ Mar 26 2019
I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I used to be friends with sodium chloride.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
What happened when Lithium tried to break up a fight between Sodium and Chloride?
They were charged with Assault and Battery.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?
βHelp, Iβm under a salt!
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︎ May 22 2018
Somebody just threw some sodium chloride at me
I can't fathom what would motivate someone the commit asalt
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Did you hear about the sodium chloride killer?
He killed his victims with asalt weapon
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︎ Mar 07 2018
My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at my face today.
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︎ Dec 27 2016
Don't throw sodium chloride at people
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Donβt throw sodium chloride at people
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Itβs actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Person: Yes, that's assault.
Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why was the sodium chloride arrested
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
My friend threw sodium chloride at me!
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︎ Jan 31 2019
A man threw sodium chloride at me today.
I replied "that's a salt"
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︎ Dec 24 2017
What happens when you mix sodium chloride and lithium
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︎ Feb 10 2018
If someone throws sodium chloride at you, that's assault.
Sodium chloride is a salt. Assault is pronounced like "a salt" in some places.
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︎ Jun 15 2015
Don't throw sodium chloride at people...
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︎ Sep 18 2013
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