My friend attacked someone using sodium chloride.
He was charged with a salt.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Don't throw sodium chloride at people
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A man asks a police officer if itβs a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes
Officer: βYes, thatβs assault!β
Man: βI know itβs a salt, but is it a crime?β
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.
I'm pretty sure that's a salt.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why was the sodium chloride arrested
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call sodium chloride carrying a gun?
A salt with a deadly weapon.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes?
Judge: yes itβs assault
Me: I know itβs a salt but is it a crime though?
Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...
I've never been more ensalted in my life
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︎ Feb 09 2020
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me, it was a-salt.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
So someone threw sodium chloride at me....
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I used to be friends with sodium chloride.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
What happened when Lithium tried to break up a fight between Sodium and Chloride?
They were charged with Assault and Battery.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
My friend got a paper cut in the chemistry lab and accidentally touched sodium chloride while trying to put on a bandage.
That's like sprinkling salt over your wounds.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?
βHelp, Iβm under a salt!
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︎ May 22 2018
Somebody just threw some sodium chloride at me
I can't fathom what would motivate someone the commit asalt
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Did you hear about the sodium chloride killer?
He killed his victims with asalt weapon
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︎ Mar 07 2018
My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at my face today.
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︎ Dec 27 2016
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Donβt throw sodium chloride at people
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Itβs actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Person: Yes, that's assault.
Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
My friend threw sodium chloride at me!
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︎ Jan 31 2019
A man threw sodium chloride at me today.
I replied "that's a salt"
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︎ Dec 24 2017
What happens when you mix sodium chloride and lithium
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︎ Feb 10 2018
If someone throws sodium chloride at you, that's assault.
Sodium chloride is a salt. Assault is pronounced like "a salt" in some places.
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︎ Jun 15 2015
Don't throw sodium chloride at people...
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