Don't throw sodium chloride at people

That's a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dittestark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Don’t throw sodium chloride at people

That’s a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes

Officer: β€œYes, that’s assault!”

Man: β€œI know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I would make a Sodium joke

But Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

Person: Yes, that's assault.

Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhish3kjain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.

I'm pretty sure that's a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why was the sodium chloride arrested

For a-salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whycantooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?

That’s a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why did sodium get arrested?

For assault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CKRET__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call sodium chloride carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows

What a weird thing to lye about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad-44magnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gretchennnmarie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I was gonna post a joke about Sodium but then I was like Na, people wouldn’t understand it.

Haahhahahahahaa i hilarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrest134
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Na

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes?

Judge: yes it’s assault

Me: I know it’s a salt but is it a crime though?

Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?

Because it was a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickNail5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milleke_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Me: Dad, do you know any jokes about sodium?

Dad: Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Let me tell a joke about Sodium

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I tought ...

Na, nobody will understand it. That one made me salty...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was going make a joke about Sodium

but then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wurslow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyCzech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Chemistry Teacher-β€œDo you want to tell me the abbreviation for sodium”

Me-β€œNa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-garlic-bread-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My doctor put me on a low-sodium diet.

I've never been so unsalted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call a fish made of 2 sodium atoms?

A 2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Nine sodium molecules walk into a bar. Who comes next?

Batman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74NG3N7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.

That’s assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/school-yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?

Me: Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gasyournan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite..

he said NaBro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobkaii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I would say a sodium joke right now

but, Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdityaPlayZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pegacornian
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I'd make a Sodium joke but......Na
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TEKASHI1NE7EVEN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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My teacher threw sodium chloride at me, it was a-salt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xxxhotsauceion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Sodium sodium

BATMAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I would make a joke about Sodium

but Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boi_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fmlolika
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Do I know any jokes about sodium?

Na.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EddtheMetalHead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashtagcop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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