What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?
My friend died by consuming excess amounts of Calcium Carbonate.
He chalked himself to death.
If you carbonate milk....
... does it become heifervescent?
Dating between carbon descendants
What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
The Carbon Monoxide detector went of last night,
Can't say I remember why though.
I stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
Why were the paleontologists kissing?
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It's called carbon dating.
What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
I don’t have a carbon footprint
because I just drive everywhere
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.
Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...
Except the kids. They were in the living room.
I see and It's Carbon, Radium, Phosphorus... (CRaP)
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I soda not see that comming
You cannot buy a carbonated beverage any larger than 8 oz in the state of Minnesota
What do you call a vehicle made out is carbon and argon? (OC)
The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
Why did the Ironlady never had a kid with the carbon man?
It was high chances it could be a steelborn.
What do you get when you replace the carbonation in a cola with helium?
What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?
If you are born in a car and die outside, you are literally
Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?
I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.
My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?
Because they think carbon should be married already.
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
What do you call illegal trafficking of carbon dioxide?
Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?
Because it's fat with a pH
What's the difference between soda and pop?
One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.
Physiology used to be the study of carbonated soda.
Until they changed the spelling.
Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon
What school subject does thr production of carbonated beverages fall under?