What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?
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My friend died by consuming excess amounts of Calcium Carbonate.
He chalked himself to death.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
If you carbonate milk....
... does it become heifervescent?
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︎ Feb 04 2016
Dating between carbon descendants
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In love with Carbon
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
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A treeβs wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
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︎ Dec 12 2020
The Carbon Monoxide detector went of last night,
Can't say I remember why though.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
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︎ Nov 01 2020
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Why were the paleontologists kissing?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It's called carbon dating.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I donβt have a carbon footprint
because I just drive everywhere
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.
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︎ May 18 2019
Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...
Except the kids. They were in the living room.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I see and It's Carbon, Radium, Phosphorus... (CRaP)
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︎ Feb 25 2019
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I soda not see that comming
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︎ Sep 12 2019
You cannot buy a carbonated beverage any larger than 8 oz in the state of Minnesota
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︎ Oct 14 2018
What do you call a vehicle made out is carbon and argon? (OC)
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︎ Sep 11 2018
The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Why did the Ironlady never had a kid with the carbon man?
It was high chances it could be a steelborn.
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︎ May 03 2019
What do you get when you replace the carbonation in a cola with helium?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
If you are born in a car and die outside, you are literally
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?
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︎ Nov 11 2015
I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.
My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION
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︎ Feb 14 2019
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?
Because they think carbon should be married already.
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︎ May 17 2018
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
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︎ Feb 24 2018
What do you call illegal trafficking of carbon dioxide?
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Carbon dating
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Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?
Because it's fat with a pH
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︎ Jul 12 2017
What's the difference between soda and pop?
One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Physiology used to be the study of carbonated soda.
Until they changed the spelling.
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︎ Jun 19 2017
Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon
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︎ Feb 22 2018
What school subject does thr production of carbonated beverages fall under?
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