iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
I don’t have a carbon footprint
because I just drive everywhere
Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.
Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...
Except the kids. They were in the living room.
Old mystical method to increase your carbon footprint
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
I see and It's Carbon, Radium, Phosphorus... (CRaP)
Why did the Ironlady never had a kid with the carbon man?
It was high chances it could be a steelborn.
I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm
I was starting to get a headache and getting dizzy from the beeping
What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?
What do you call a vehicle made out is carbon and argon? (OC)
The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.
My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?
Because they think carbon should be married already.
Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
What do you call illegal trafficking of carbon dioxide?
Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?
Because it's fat with a pH
Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon
My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.
I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"
He didn't get it.
Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?
... The steaks have never been higher