iron told carbon a joke so funny...

that he decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tac_force_knife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?

A woke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicdomen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?

You only live once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants

I call it Carpool Tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raymonator88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I don’t have a carbon footprint

because I just drive everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.

Carbon dating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...

Except the kids. They were in the living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerpDerpMcChirp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Old mystical method to increase your carbon footprint
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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGamerOK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I see and It's Carbon, Radium, Phosphorus... (CRaP)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mralijey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why did the Ironlady never had a kid with the carbon man?

It was high chances it could be a steelborn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kardight
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm

I was starting to get a headache and getting dizzy from the beeping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defintelynotyou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?

Die oxide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowPlayer51
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call a vehicle made out is carbon and argon? (OC)

A CAr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ships-n-dip
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.

My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Born4Dota2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.

He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?

Because they think carbon should be married already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?

You will get C6

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feelwizard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?

A mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jockl132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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What do you call illegal trafficking of carbon dioxide?

smoggling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murO420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?

Because it's fat with a pH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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Carbon dating
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elpintogrande
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon

Including the driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMexicanJuan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.

I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"

He didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ymir24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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I think carbon dating...

...sounds really boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozendk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Carbon fibre light switch ipfs.pics/QmR1yF39Bp5oJDb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?

... The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrotumbrella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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