"So you're saying these carbon monoxide sensors are good?"
"Well, no one has come back with a complaint yet."
I’m in favor of three-carbon alkanes.
I’m pro-pane!
Maybe carbon doesn't want to be a diamond
it's just pressured into it
I heard there was quarrel between Carbon alloys
I bet it was graphite.
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
The Carbon Monoxide detector went of last night,
Can't say I remember why though.
I stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
You only live once.
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
I call it Carpool Tunnel
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
A woke
I don’t have a carbon footprint
because I just drive everywhere
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.
Carbon dating
Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...
Except the kids. They were in the living room.
What do you call a vehicle made out is carbon and argon? (OC)
A CAr
The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?
You will get C6
What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?
Die oxide.
Why did the Ironlady never had a kid with the carbon man?
It was high chances it could be a steelborn.
I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.
My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION
Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?
Because they think carbon should be married already.
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
A mole
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
What do you call illegal trafficking of carbon dioxide?
smoggling
Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?
Because it's fat with a pH
Modern supercars are mostly made of carbon
Including the driver.
My Step-Dad was telling a story about when he got carbon monoxide poisoning when he was in the Army.
I asked "Did you tell your... CO?"
He didn't get it.
Carbon fibre light switch ipfs.pics/QmR1yF39Bp5oJDb…
Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?
... The steaks have never been higher
