I have a joke about Rocket Fuel.

But it might blow your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ogury
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I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
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What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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told my wife i couldn't carry 20 liters of fuel

and she told me she knew someone who could, so I asked who

she said: jerrycan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcessivehunter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Who can drink 5 litres of fuel?

Jerry-can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jay18411
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

Jerry can!

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I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel

To get high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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What do tanks say when they get more fuel?

Tanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesmodeset
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What kind of fuel does Ryder's dad put in his car?

Pa Petrol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Which Spice Girl can hold the most fuel?

Gerri Can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.

It runs on upvolts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Who can carry the fuel?

Who can carry 20L of fuel for me?

JERRY CAN!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__MrJ__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

Jerrycan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmexyFrenchFry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:

Riceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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The fuel economy on that thing is NO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack_hughez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Did you hear about the car with no fuel in it.

No?

Well no surprise it never went anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Driconian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City

Nothing but Pope-ane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yinyangry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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"Where is the best place to refill your car fuel?"

The tank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paanovrtd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Why did the nuclear fuel smell?

It was pootonium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel

They call it Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Oil paints are an excellent fuel,

they make my van Gogh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorg2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What does the train use to fuel its gaming addiction?

Steam

I don't deserve forgiveness for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axis_Powers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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Why did early rockets use bread as fuel?

Because dough rises!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yung_succ6311
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Next to a Dad teaching his kid to use a fuel pump...

"You just press this button ... IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!"

Followed by embarrassed teen noises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspoetatoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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Cracker adds fuel to the fire

We're sat down for Christmas dinner and we all pull crackers. My father gets a small set of pocket screwdrivers. I ask 'Are they all flatheads or are they phillips?', to which he replys with the knowing grin 'They're not Phillips, they're mine'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnythruster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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