and she told me she knew someone who could, so I asked who
she said: jerrycan
"It's not rock. It science."
To get high
It runs on upvolts.
Who can carry 20L of fuel for me?
Well no surprise it never went anywhere.
Nothing but Pope-ane!
It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
They call it Elon Musk.
I don't deserve forgiveness for this joke
Because dough rises!
"You just press this button ... IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!"
Followed by embarrassed teen noises.
We're sat down for Christmas dinner and we all pull crackers. My father gets a small set of pocket screwdrivers. I ask 'Are they all flatheads or are they phillips?', to which he replys with the knowing grin 'They're not Phillips, they're mine'.