Fuel Puns

A list of puns related to "Fuel"

All this fuel pump talk is a real gas.
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👤︎ u/shane0clock
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...

I think it’s BP.

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👤︎ u/MarthasFoolishGinger
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Who can drink 10 litres of fuel without getting sick?

Jerry can

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👤︎ u/Penguino911
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
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👤︎ u/VanillaCanoeSticker
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?

Optimist Prime

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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told my wife i couldn't carry 20 liters of fuel

and she told me she knew someone who could, so I asked who

she said: jerrycan

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👤︎ u/xcessivehunter
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of fuel?

Jerry-can

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👤︎ u/jay18411
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel

To get high

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do tanks say when they get more fuel?

Tanks!

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👤︎ u/yesmodeset
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What kind of fuel does Ryder's dad put in his car?

Pa Petrol

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👤︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Which Spice Girl can hold the most fuel?

Gerri Can

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.

It runs on upvolts.

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:

Riceless.

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👤︎ u/kailebeverettart
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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The fuel economy on that thing is NO
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👤︎ u/jack_hughez
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City

Nothing but Pope-ane!

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👤︎ u/yinyangry
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Did you hear about the car with no fuel in it.

No?

Well no surprise it never went anywhere.

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👤︎ u/Driconian
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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"Where is the best place to refill your car fuel?"

The tank.

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👤︎ u/paanovrtd
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Why did the nuclear fuel smell?

It was pootonium

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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel

They call it Elon Musk.

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👤︎ u/kelaab
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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What does the train use to fuel its gaming addiction?

Steam

I don't deserve forgiveness for this joke

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👤︎ u/Axis_Powers
📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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Oil paints are an excellent fuel,

they make my van Gogh.

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👤︎ u/jorg2
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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I found it strange that I used more fuel when I drove north than when I drove south...

But then I realised driving north is up hill.

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👤︎ u/wolfman86
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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Next to a Dad teaching his kid to use a fuel pump...

"You just press this button ... IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!"

Followed by embarrassed teen noises.

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👤︎ u/misspoetatoe
📅︎ Oct 19 2014
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Cracker adds fuel to the fire

We're sat down for Christmas dinner and we all pull crackers. My father gets a small set of pocket screwdrivers. I ask 'Are they all flatheads or are they phillips?', to which he replys with the knowing grin 'They're not Phillips, they're mine'.

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👤︎ u/Johnnythruster
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

Jerry can!

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

Jerrycan

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👤︎ u/SmexyFrenchFry
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Who can carry the fuel?

Who can carry 20L of fuel for me?

JERRY CAN!!

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👤︎ u/__MrJ__
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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