Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?

Gerry can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snozzcumberbatch
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I can't carry 20l of petrol

But Jerry can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Petrol head
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PENTOVILLIANKING
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.

She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.

Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Got really emotional at the petrol station today.

Don't know why, just started filling up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reggin121
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?

Geri can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdew72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Who can drink petrol in the family?

Uncle Jerrycan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumbertoast89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I went to the local petrol station

There was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked to the kiosk and i said, have you got your pumps on? He said, no, I'm wearing flip-flops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/northernsou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Do you know who can drink 20L of petrol?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMIKRON621
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I was riding to a beach in this remote part of the district and stopped at this run down petrol pump

A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regulaslight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I left it late to get a gift for my mum for Mother’s Day. Ended up at a petrol station. I bought her some Lorry Oil...

β€˜Cos she’s worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Son: Once filled with petrol, I can drive my car for an entire week.

Me: Stop consuming petrol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Which one is thicker a gallon of water or a gallon of petrol?

The gallon of water because the petrol is gas-o-lean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johndeerdrew
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and children's toys?

It was just tankering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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A man at a petrol station. (Longish)

A man was a petrol station. He fills up his car but spills some on pertol his arm as he puts the pump away. He pays and leaves. As he drives away, he lights a cigarette and his arm on fire. He frantically waves his burning arm out the window and a police officer behind him pulls over and helps him put it out.

The man thanks him profusely. The officer says, "No problem but unfortunately I'll still have to charge you."

The man asks, "charge me? What for?"

The officer replies, "unregistered firearm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigcammyward
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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I tried to clear the weeds on my allotment by setting fire the to the patch with petrol

I've been told that I'm losing the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsefan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Which of the Spice Girls can carry the most petrol?

Gerry can!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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This joke is on Petrol

…but very fuel understand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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Did you hear the Queen has her own petrol company?

It's called Noble Gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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My wife was complaining about the price of petrol

Her: "Grrr.... $81 for a tank"

Me: "Well the army pays up to $7million for a tank."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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What's more mad than a petrol car?

Maddagascar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouCantTakeMySoul
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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My dad works at a petrol station

They have air pumps for you to fill up your tyres at the station. Dad works behind the counter.

Customer: "Excuse me, how much is the air?"

Dad looks shocked and covers up his hair with his hands.

Dad: "You're not having any!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artmaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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Went petrol (gas) station to buy bottled water on the way to football.

Cashier asks if I want any fuel. 'I'm not that thirsty'. I grinned.

He didn't even smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzyBagpuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get ill?

Jerry can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graemeboyle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Who can drink two litres of petrol?

Jerry can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-do-do
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Who can drink 5l of petrol and not get sick

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_L58
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick?

Jerry can.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Who can carry petrol?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol without getting sick?

Jerry can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshyboy123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Which Spice Girl can Cary the most petrol

Geri can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimate132
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Who can drink 2 litres of petrol?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dog_shit666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Which Spice girl can carry the most petrol?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldboySlim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol ...

Geri can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and mechanical toys?

He was just tankering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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