Kerosene Puns

A list of puns related to "Kerosene"

You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?

The match.

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👤︎ u/leetrd
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Which weighs more, a pound of water or a pound of kerosene?

The water, because the other one is the lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/themeatbridge
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that couldn’t start his grill, so he added kerosene?

Still didn’t work. His doctor had him on anti-inflammatories.

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👤︎ u/wyllyam1111
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Why did the kerosene go to therapy?

To get help with his obsessive-combustive disorder.

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👤︎ u/TBNmann
📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get ill?

Jerry can.

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👤︎ u/graemeboyle
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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