Xenon Puns

A list of puns related to "Xenon"

Why does everyone love xenon headlights?

Because they're noble

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Xenon and Argon walk into a bar, and the bartender says “We don’t serve your kind around here!”

They don’t react.

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👤︎ u/mirkules
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...

But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'

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👤︎ u/Meta-Fox
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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My dad blew up my inbox with these last night

What's Forrest Gump's password?

-oneFORRESTone

What's red and bad for your teeth?

-A brick

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

-A plane bagel

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

-Close...A carrot

And also all of these.

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👤︎ u/sallyjoe
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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